WTF Fanfiction

“Her red Paco Chicano racer back top was extra tight to show her perky braless B-cup breast. Her lips were painted with the right amount of red lipstick to make her look the right amount of slutty just the way Sam liked it.

The whole purpose of the out fit she was wearing was to tease Sam. Tease her until she could no longer keep her eleven inch cock in her pants and take Carly where ever they were.”

“Hay blue u r so hot liek Gerard Way!1”

"It took a few moments of blank shock for Tatl to fully process the fact that boy-horse collisions were not supposed to work like that."

“She came a full gallon on the floor, and he lapped it up like a puppy who hadn’t seen water in a month.”

“Adolfia did not stop at the elbow, she shoved her whole arm into Mittys clitty, but she didn’t stop there either! Adolfia inserted her shoulder blades, and then her head. Mitty was screaming, and squirting, as she could feel Adolfia slowly crawl inside of Mittys clitty. After awhile all of Adolfia was inside Mitty. Mitty’s terrified and not sure what to do! Before she knew it she was pregant with an adult Adolfia!”

A meaty neigh came out of the man before him, stark naked and on all fours. He wore a mohawk of a wig, a $20,000 polished leather saddle over his back, and a plug stuffed into his backside that gave him a beautiful arching tail. He reared up onto his hind legs, revealing the horse-like manhood on his underside.

As if the block had understood but disapproved, it only became much more vigorous in its efforts, grinding against Mello in the most annoying way.

“luigi wur skratching his butt at house while reading the newspaper. the nespaper said alot of boring stuff so he went to the funnys. it was a comic of garfield. “garfeald babysit ody while im away pleese” but garfeald had other plans. “fuk you” the end. luigi got so pissed off that he went and kill makur of garfeald.”

“With each thrust, Raymundo’s ballsack was spanking Tito, punishing him for all the years he wasted as a straight male. ‘The ancient Hawaiians were right!’ Tito realized. ‘Having the white man fuck your ass is sweeter than the milk of a coconut.’”

“rumour had it that if one were to drop the soap around Riker, it would be better to leave it lay. But actually he would fuck male and female alike. He and Deanna Troi once had a fling, but she dumped him for growing a beard.

“When you eat my cunt, I can’t tell where I end and you begin,” she had offered as a reason, but now working so close to him had rekindled the flame.”