Detective Extroadinaire
>Question why I'm here.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
A writer.
[0001] Question why I'm here.
No idea.
To being a better person.
Start exploring the island while wondering what brought me here and what is out there.
pobody's nerfect
>Self-destruct
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Merry Present Cycle Clone
<Look around>
<Kick the nearest living thing in the Go Nads()even if it is myself>
Sparks Make horrible santas... This one is no different!
A writer.
[0002] Start exploring the island while wondering what brought me here and what is out there.
You find yourself in a grassy field with an arch as the centerpiece. Several gems are embedded into said arch. You don't know why you're here, and the island appears to be deserted.
edited 19th Dec '11 12:22:29 PM by Morpheus6393
To being a better person.
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
> Look for a way to take the gems.
edited 19th Dec '11 5:48:59 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
A writer.
[0003] Look for a way to take the gems.
You shimmy up the arch and try to dislodge the gems. Alas, the gems are firmly cemented into the arch. You suddenly hear hissing from below. You see that a group of Nettles. Small, mobile patches of grass with faces. They are very irritating to farmers, as nettles love to destroy crops. Their bite can sting for hours at a time, but they are easily dispatched. ...What the heck was that? Anyway, a group of these "nettles" have formed at the bottom of the archway. Maybe there's a gun on you?
edited 19th Dec '11 3:22:50 PM by Morpheus6393
To being a better person.
JUST ANOTHER ONTOLOGICAL MYSTERY >PRESS START
So! You're on an island. You are also a blue robot. What. ... ...do you do!
To being a better person.