Hottest Brawl Character?

"YOU MUST RECOVER!"

If this were Hottest Super Smash Bros Character, Kraid. DEM BELLY BUTTON CANNONS!

Her

@ Nizbel: So... King Dedede then?

Obviously its John Wilkes booth.

JWB is top tier. Get behind someone and his neutral special is a one hit kill.

Hottest Trophy: Blaze.

Hottest playable: Zelda

Are you being serious, or is that a joke?

I'm pretty sure that there were one or two unironic posters in the past few pages.

Sadly, they wouldn't know HOT~ if Ike had used Explosion to full charge after eating Superspicy curry right in front of them.

edited 14th Dec '11 8:35:49 PM by GIG

Despite popular claims to the contrary, the sexiest character in Brawl (playable or otherwise) is quite obviously Wobbuffet. Seriously, look at it!◊

If this topic was actually meant to be at all serious, then I'd have to say Zelda.

But we're not talking sexy, we're talking HOT~. It's right there in the title after all.

Uh, then anyone stuck by Fireflower would qualify.

Though I think Fireflower Mario wins by default.

Well, since you put it that way....

Then for maximum hotness, one must take one Ho-Oh and then add in two cups of Charizard and one cup of Blast Boxes. Viola! Instant heat. Teaspoon of Entei is optional.

So~...

HHHHHOOOOOOTTTTT~~~~~~

Lucas or Ness. [[image:http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/005/pedobear.jpg?1229148177]]

edited 14th Dec '11 10:35:24 PM by BobSquob

This thread is a study in derailment, haha.

Also, for the ladies, close your eyes and imagine that this is what Captain Falcon would sound like in bed:

You are welcome, fangirls.

This post is a study in futility and not getting the hint.