same old me
-looks around-
I've been fully aware of how shitty my backgrounds are.
-kicks the poorly drawn can in a very static kick-
Also I stink at action poses.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
I don't know.
-Face and pose never change throughout multiple frames-
It's okay guys, this webcomic will become popular! We've got a twist.
And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
cannot into space
Ohhhh, what's the twist?
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Jamais vu
Our panels are circles! Ain't it cool?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
I don't know.
The twist... is...
cinnamon.
I just love cinnamon twists, don't you?
And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
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*from out of panel*
Hey guys? Why can't this "artist" draw me at all?
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
same old me
-punches between borders-
The fourth wall is rather fragile here ainnit?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Merry Present Cycle Clone
I know what we are missing!
Conflict!~
-suddenly there is a loud screech as...-
Sparks Make horrible santas... This one is no different!
One just might
Stop. We must serve the fans. I'm going to call fanservice right now.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Merry Present Cycle Clone
-Comes flying from the left side of the screen-
You rang?
-sexy laying down pose-
Sparks Make horrible santas... This one is no different!
cannot into space
Ugh, I hate fanservice. It's just a stupid way of attracting readers that only serves to (AUTHORED)
Why am I a duck?
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
The thing with the red gold crown.
I know what we need!
-Punches border and jumps off screen-
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Merry Present Cycle Clone
-Trys to catch him fails miserably, Shakes fist at sky-
DARN YOU LACK OF CONSISTANCY!!!!!
Sparks Make horrible santas... This one is no different!
Geez, how long is this guy spending on us?
HEY! AUTHOR! DO A LITTLE MORE WORK ON THIS SHIT!
same old me
-is suddenly a bishounen-
Dammit, not on me!!!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
-Is forgotten for 1054 strips-
FIMFiction Account MLPMST Page
fuq u
/is a badly made sprite on an mspaint background
fuck my life
GET IN MY VAN, KIDS.
| I'm a lazily drawn cartoon character created by a big, fat hack who churns out total crap like this on a daily basis when he should be trying to take the time to make quality strips over the course of a few days, and I have a giant speech bubble filled with a big ol' Wall of Text following me wherever I go, which some idiot on TV Tropes will believe makes for a great "image" on pages. |
Merry Present Cycle Clone
-Now stuck in a Christmas loop
Sparks Make horrible santas... This one is no different!
The thing with the red gold crown.
-Appears in a Delorean-
What we need is time travel.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
-Looks around and hangs head-
Wow. Just, wow. I never realized how terrible of an artist I am. So, uh what should we do here?
-Kicks poorly drawn can-
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.