Outdo the Above Poster.

I ate Hannibal Lecter's brain.

edited 5th Dec '11 9:44:48 PM by pyr0h1tman8

I videotaped you do that posted it on the Internet!

I videotaped you videotaping him, and posted that on the internet.

edited 5th Dec '11 9:46:54 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

I invented videotaping! And the Internet!

edited 5th Dec '11 9:48:15 PM by pyr0h1tman8

I videotaped the internet and posted it to real life!

I invented the real life.

Someone get this reference, someone get this reference, someone get this reference.

I ate a Real Life once. On a slice of toast.

I did too, on a slice of toast with cherry on top!

I deinvented life......with a tea spoon.

I deinvented life... with a toothpick!

I combined a toothpick and a spoon to reinvent life.

your brony
is no match for my artsy pretentious despair

Your dispair is no match from my 1984 suffering!

1984 is for people who think they have read satire
but really
have never read Brave New World
i read that

edited 6th Dec '11 6:32:26 AM by CommanderObvious

I read Brave New World and Nineteen Eighty Four. AND Animal Farm!

and i watched Brazil

I had a friend in high school who was from Brazil.

I went to Brazil

I went to France, Belgium, Germany, Austia, Italy and Swisterland!

I went to the moon.

I conquered the moon!

I conquered the fucking Milky Way!

I invented the Milky Way!

I have more exclamation marks than you!!!!!!!!!

I invented exlamation marks.

edited 6th Dec '11 8:08:20 AM by KarlKadaver