Jamais vu
What could possibly go wrong?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Am I a weirdo?
I'm going to be the second poster. Because we all know that nothing bad ever happens to the second poster.
Wow, I guess by calling myself the second poster, I guaranteed that I would get ninja'd. Oh well, nothing bad ever happens to the third poster either.
edited 4th Dec '11 5:37:38 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Detective Extroadinaire
Guys, I've finally created a self-improving, self-repairing, self-aware android! This thing's gonna be the salvation of mankind!
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
cannot into space
Psh, you can't secretly be teleported into a world of nightmares by being the fifth of sixth poster! That's just an urban legend!
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
(they/them)
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Great, let's test it out! My kids will love to hear stories about it.
Detective Extroadinaire
All right, here goes!
<flips a switch>
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
...Oh, Crap!.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
What'd you just say about my hair?!
Ah well. It's not like it can actually violate the first law of robotics, right?
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Jamais vu
Well, that was a short thread.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Hey, this beefburger's a bit pink in the middle, ah well, what could happen?
FIMFiction Account MLPMST Page
Entering this thread doesn't mean anything would happen. As if anything exciting happens around here ever.
Perhaps I should dream up a pervese idea just for the heck of it. No one and nothing's going to realize it and mold it into something horrifying, god forbid that happens.
Now I'm going to dance on this grave with words 'Red Arthur Hell' written on it and chant some song that is supposed to summon a personification of earthly vices all rolled into one. Nothing bad could happen from that.
Oh, once I've done that, I'm going to punch that dark-jacketed stranger that appeared out of nowhere and is standing two metres from me.... 
Red Lagoon
All of these tropers are genre blind! With tempting fate like that they all will either die or met Fate Worse than Death, at least there doesn't exist anything worse than that, to get me!
edited 6th Dec '11 2:25:08 AM by Tenzen12
I'm just going to make this one last thread, then I'll retire and spend more time with my beautiful wife and kids back home.
-waves around adorable family picture-
See how cute my kids are? Ah, can't wait until I see them again!