It don't matter. None of this matters.
User appears out friggen' no where and punches the target in the gut hard enough to stun him, before moonwalking away.
"Screw you guys."
"'Tonight you will get you dick ripped off.'...Well that doesn't sound very right, does it?"
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What this guy above me just did User flips everyone the bird and leaves the fight, putting all other in a state of pure rage, driving up their attack and lowering their defense. When used in a one-on-one battle, it allows the user to automatically flee, though this could fail and still leave the enemy enraged.
Avatar Rondo
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Jake Sully comes and beats the fuck out of your foe.
Spiral Sigma.
Trash bin of shielding
The caster summons four statues of four Greek philosophers. Said statues then shoot a baryon ray at the target, dealing massive damage and lowering thunder defense.
World Break
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The opponent is struck into the air, and then a large amount of rock gathers into a sphere around them, creating a miniature planet. Then the attacker slashes one final time, causing the planet to split in two and then break completely.
Bunyan Special
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"I could think of a thousand ways less unfortunate than that to die. Eugh..."' -Sir Hnljjgdgfs
Summons a very large and rather unpleasant foot to pin down your opponent. Unpleasantness is directly related to how much the victim hates feet.
Stop Hitting Yourself
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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The caster causes an aura to form around their target, creating four mirrors around them. The next four attacks they do will instead hit them for half damage, causing the mirrors to break and give the next few attacks a (mirrors broken/4) chance of success.
Ruined Nasu
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Bump
Pushes the opponent, knocking them off balance, disrupting their guard.
Twerkapocalypse.
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The attacker uses their buttocks to first smack their foe in the face several times, then leap into the air and create a twerksplosion. The opponent is left both confused and charmed.
Ruined Nasu
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Trash bin of shielding
The victim is held in place while the caster summons a mysterious voice to read bad Nasuverse fanfiction.
Flaz Gaz Heat Ray
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
The caster conjures a multicolor heat ray in a wide arc. Although it's not very damaging, it can produce searing pain when exposed to the skin.
Black Tide
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
The user summons forth a tidal wave of water infused with shadowy energy. Deals heavy water- and darkness- damage.
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...eheh
Requires an ally to use.
You and your ally link minds, and strike at the enemy as one. Using your own skills to damage foes before either knocking them to your partner for additional beating, or by combining your strength into one massive attack.
Devorant La Faim
An attack where the user sucks in mass towards them, immediately melting down and absorbing all that touch the user, giving the user back health and hunger/sustenance.
Spiral Saw
...eheh
Tief girl with eartude
A massive Archimedes' screw
shaped rotating blade, designed by a race of sapient obligate carnivores for simultaneous hunting and feeding.
Sugar belt
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
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A defensive move; a four-foot-tall, floating ring of sugar surrounds the caster. Each time an enemy attacks, their speed will decrease drastically, and after three attacks, they will be paralyzed due to all the fat.
Midnight Dancer
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
A fighting stance that incorporates dancelike movements with light-weaving techniques in order to hide the user's movements and keep the opponent disoriented.
Haducken
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Maid of Time
The caster charges a massive ball of ducks in their hands and then fires them at the opponent. While it seems like a joke attack, it can be lethal in the right hands.
Embrace of Nothingness
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
The user creates a large field of darkness around them. If anyone is caught within this field of darkness, they are then impaled by various spikes. At the end of the attack, the field of darkness smashes down to a small point, crushing the caught foes against each other.
Eternal Blade Slayer
This attack creates a massive storm of blades of light, which go crashing into the enemy again and again.
Omnilink: Ether.
This attack links everything via the power of the ETHER!
MALPRACTICE
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
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The attacker takes a giant syringe and sticks it in the target, poisoning them, and then, they are attacked twice with a scalpel, inflicting Bleeding on them. Finally, they are shot with a surgical laser.
Keter Rowser
Summons every single Keter SCP, causing a ZK-class reality failure. A suicide attack.
Antithesis.
The caster cannot move, but is permanently happy in this state, with no status effects being able to override it, and the caster receiving a large boost in defense.
Altered Phoenix
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