Weird Crap on Craigslist

Okay, go onto your nearest local Craigslist and look in the "for sale/wanted" section. Chances are, there's something hella weird for sale there.

Just the other day, I saw an ice cream truck for sale, for about $10,000

Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.

You haven't lived until you've seen a Craigslist ad for a man claiming to want to use AN ANUS to BECOME CLOSER TO GOD. I think I read that one via Cracked.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine

I think I made a thread about crazy craigslist ads a while back but it got ignored.

Anyway, the best of craigslist section is the way to go!

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

You did? Sorry D:

On the same page, I saw some guy selling male chasity devices for $50 apiece.

edited 9th Nov '11 8:15:08 PM by MrMallard

Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.

...did he not have an anus already?

edited 9th Nov '11 8:14:47 PM by Idler20

You're an ad hominem attack!

How would an anus get you closer to- oh never mind.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

Full or empty?

Empty, I presume.

Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.

Well a few months back I saw an ad for a lady wanting a fake friend to laugh loudly with her in her yard. I believe it was a paying job.

Found it: http://richmond.craigslist.org/tlg/2639950119.html

edited 10th Nov '11 5:16:01 PM by Fulcanelli

The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.

Necroing because of awesomeness.

My brother's friend sent him this.

It's... certainly the most interesting sale's pitch I've ever seen.

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

That ad made me actually want to buy that truck, just because the guy deserves something for that awesomeness.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

I don't even need a truck. And I want to buy that truck.

Best reason to buy this truck.

Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!

I'd buy it for that reason alone.

Locking you up on radar since '09

Who in their right mind would kill specimens of an unknown, presumably critically endangered species just because they happen to eat immature dogs (which are of course plentiful and nowhere near extinction?)

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

Anyone want to buy a toilet from the 1970s?

I guess the new Skyrim DLC takes place in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

Maybe not "weird", but sort of adorable. I'm in the right area (well, one of them), so I guess I ought to keep an eye out for Russell.

edited 16th Oct '12 3:05:42 PM by MikeK

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.

If the big red reptile is digging in my backyard and eating my dogs I am justified in shooting him.

"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim

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This made my night.

Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.

Wut?

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)

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