OH YES!!
Did you hear that George Washington just killed Stephanie Meyer?
Four for you, George Washington. You go, G.W.!
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ETERNAL
Eh, I'm too busy reading Emperor Hadrian's latest insight as to why he's the smartest guy around and how he's so good at everything. I mean, geeze, is he trying to compete in the Ego-Olympics with every other Dictator and Tyrant out there?
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
OH YES!!
Yes, yes he is. He's currently on TV fighting Hitler and Ivan the Terrible... in Super Smash Brothers.
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He is? I was too busy watching Geoffrey Chaucer's new Comedy Channel show to notice.
ETERNAL
Oh, I've heard about that.
But I have to hand my favourite sitcom to Rowan Atkinson and Caligula in Yes, Emperor of Rome
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Why—
WHY IS HITLER DANCING TO TECHNO MUSIC?!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I don't know. I thought he was going to the Colosseum today to watch the match between Joan of Arc and Admiral Nelson.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Of course, I still say Nikola Tesla and Edison should still duke it out, but they insisted on a rap battle...
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I just got back from a wild party with Samuel Adams and Rasputin. Shame Sammy's brother is such a stick-in-the-mud, but then, I would be too if I lost the election to Lucy Australopithecus.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
OH YES!!
I just tried putting Hitler in a cupboard. That's not how I got my face ripped off. That was from trying to kill Ghengis Khan.
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Speaking of Genghis Khan, don't remind me of the time Alexander the Great had a tea party with him. Just don't.
edited 7th Jul '13 12:30:31 AM by MikuruFan
OH YES!!
That was hilarious. Especially when Thomas Edison brought in the opium.
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And everything went fine until Robert E. Lee brought in his Persian cat and scratched up Joan of Arc's face. -shudder-
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
At least it wasn't a Mountain Lion...
I'm looking at you, Nixon.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The Crimean War could have been avoided if this never happened, or if Khrushchev was never born.
At least Gregor Mendel and Charles Darwin are getting along.
edited 7th Jul '13 4:50:51 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I had no idea that Jesus was such a good comedian...
He should meet up with Mel Brooks... maybe...
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
OH YES!!
I still think that we should keep FDR from seeing Pacific Rim.
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Based on Moses's review of it, Pacific Rim seems like something Masamune would enjoy, though.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Apparently, those nut-bags who said the Star-People were marked to get killed were right, and now the guys running this camp are killing us.
So we decided to play "Sorry for Party Rocking".