Real Life achievements

Positive-O!: Be extremely certain about something, but be proved wrong.

Fix Me Now!: Visit health-related institutions (e.g. hospitals, doctors' office) fifteen times or more in a year.

Let Me Entertain You: Try to amuse people, but fail.

Super-Hyper-Condriac: Visit health-related institutions more than 40 times a year.

Reviving because I just thought of a new one.

• Look At All The Fucks This Movie Generates!: See a major motion picture while it's still in theaters with an audience of less than 10 people (note: You can't be an employee of that theater and it must be possible for more people to see the movie).*
  I've done this one. Me, my parents, and my brother were the only 4 in there. This shouldn't come as a surprise as the movie was Home On The Range.

edited 11th Nov '12 10:51:55 AM by Malph

A Winner Is You: Vote for the presidential candidate who wins (I haven't actually done this since I can't vote, but my parents did)

Standing O: Bring the house down with a performance (I just got this one!)

edited 10th Nov '12 11:39:37 PM by Haldo

@malph: I've done that! I love it. :D

I've done the standing-O, too. But I'm not sure if they were happy I performed, or happy I left.

My God, it's full of stars: Go to space.

Nice Job Ending Humanity!: Launch a nuclear missile.

Click Click Click: Suffer advanced radiation poisoning and survive.

Total Failure: Wreck a vehicle you own.

My Ferrari!: Wreck a vehicle you don't own.

Insides Out: Have your internal organs exposed to the light of day.

The Lucky One: Survive a party wipe.

edited 11th Nov '12 9:36:13 PM by Muramasan13

Queue-Tip: Bribe your way to the front of a queue.

Smushy-Wooshy Hormonal Crap: Fall in love.

Goin' To The Chapel: Get married

• I Can See For Miles: Go to a high place and see something more than 2 miles away. *
  I live at one of the highest points in the Chicago area and can see the city from the intersection near my apartment. The Sears Tower and the Hancock Center are nice to see on clearer days.

You've Got A Friend In Me: Get a best friend

Dear God My Sides: Laugh until you cry

The Party is on Fire!: Accidentally set off a fire while trying to perform a trick or stunt.

Five seconds of fame: Be in the background on TV.

I see London: Accidentally flash someone.

Early Bird Catches Every Single Fucking Worm: Wake up earlier than usual, but still feel refreshed.

Morning Owl: Pull an all-nighter.

I've done all of these:

• Adulthood Sucks: Go for a walk and see a cool looking playground, but realize you're too old to play on it.*
  It looked like it would've been my favorite park as a kid. Damn it.
• Adulthood Rocks: Drive past a school during a school day while on a beer run.*
  We also had airhorns, just to rub it in that us grown ups are having tons of fun.
• Loan Service: Get asked by 10 people to loan them money for the vending machine.

edited 12th Nov '12 10:55:40 AM by Malph

Here's a few for after you unlocked Don't Stop Me Now:

Runnin' Down A Dream: Go on a road trip.

Speed King: Get a speeding ticket.

Highway Star: Drive at over 100 kph for 15 minutes or more.

There's No Gold Down There: Dig a ten foot hole in the garden as a kid.

• (Once Achieved) "You dug a big hole in the ground. Now your parents have to fill it in. Happy?"

There's No Oil Either: Dig a ten foot hole in the garden as an adult having previously dug one as a child.

• "You dug a big hole in the ground again. Better get your kids to fix it before your wife/husband gets home. Don't have kids? Tough."

Think Twice Next Time: Get attacked by someone and go on to win the fight.

• "He sure got that one wrong."

Primary Industry: Engage in a job that involves harvesting a natural resource.

• "Nothing like a backbreaking assault on mother nature to cure one's ills!"

Divergent Paths: Lose a friend over irreconcileable moral differences.

• "For the record, we totally think you were in the right."

Couch Potato: Spend three ingame hours watching the tv.

• "Haven't you got the rest of this game to play?"

This Can Only End Badly: Attempt to climb the Empire State.

• "We'll be watching you from down here. With our eyes closed of course."

edited 12th Nov '12 11:33:29 AM by GameChainsaw