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blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#1: Oct 25th 2011 at 3:27:10 PM

Exactly What It Says on the Tin. U MAD?

The world was coined when God lazer-eyed all the dinosaurs.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#2: Oct 26th 2011 at 10:48:28 PM

The dinosaurs were, in fact, made of PURPLE! WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO! And also because of Billy Wigglestick.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
WhoNeedsSleep from the wing of this plane. Since: Aug, 2011
#3: Oct 27th 2011 at 12:17:18 AM

That purple is in fact, made of blue. Because animals like dinosaurs are allergic to orange.

We can dance to the radio station That plays in our teeth
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#4: Oct 27th 2011 at 3:30:26 AM

Did you know that orange crayons are the dead mothers of baby oranges?

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#5: Oct 27th 2011 at 3:33:53 AM

sorry that was my five year old little sister typing 90% of my posts
now im my eight year old brother

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#6: Oct 27th 2011 at 3:47:04 AM

[up] Your eight-year old brother is really your mother and father.

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
Forum Villain
#7: Oct 27th 2011 at 3:48:01 AM

Who are actually FBI agents IN DISGUISE!

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person that doesn't get it."
CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#8: Oct 27th 2011 at 3:55:12 AM

[up]that is quite correct
also i am your father

edited 27th Oct '11 3:55:23 AM by CommanderObvious

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
Forum Villain
#9: Oct 27th 2011 at 3:58:43 AM

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person that doesn't get it."
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#10: Oct 27th 2011 at 8:01:06 AM

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.

How do I know this? Because I said so, that's how.

War is God.
CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#11: Oct 27th 2011 at 8:04:26 AM

two wrongs != right
wrong != right
therefore
two wrongs != right != wrong
therefore
two wrongs != wrong
through transitive property

edited 27th Oct '11 8:04:36 AM by CommanderObvious

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
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