May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Pikachu used Thunderbolt!
The Enemy Charizard is burned to a crisp.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
the Graceful Glider
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the other peoples' heads! Life was a fucking dick with you, but that doesn't mean you can't share your bitterness with EVERYONE around you!
edited 7th Apr '16 1:15:50 PM by SephyII
Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!
straight up just a bear
Citizen Kane is the Abbey Road of cinema.
PINNACLE OF MAN
What did you just say about me, you little bitch? You know, that was rude as fuck.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Youtube Poop: Where there's smoke, there's fire.
she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
Did you know you can scamper along the ground?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
A Mexican, a Brit and an American are taking a tour in a helicopter. While they look over a countryside, the Mexican says, "Hey, amigos, watch this!" He then takes a burrito from his pocket and throws it out the window.
The Brit asks, "Why do that?"
The Mexican responds, "I have so many of those in my country, that I can throw them out anytime, and still get more."
The others laugh it off. At that point, the Brit removes an Earl Gray tea bag from his sleeve, and similarly chucks it out of the window. "I have so many tea bags in my country, I can throw one out the window, and I'll get one tomorrow!"
The Mexican laughs and laughs. At that point, the American grabs the Mexican by the throat, and throws him out of the helicopter, to his death.
The Brit, shocked, asks, "Why would you that?"
The American says, "He fucked my wife."
edited 1st Jul '17 3:04:15 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Einstein, Heisenberg, and Schrodinger walk into a bar. Einstein enters at the same speed to all observers, no one can tell which way Heisenberg came in, and Schrodinger gets really drunk.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Currently inactive
Knees weak, palms are sweaty. There's vomit on his sweater already.
Wow, he really need to wash that sweater.
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
How sweet it is
"I'm at Soup!"
"What do you mean you're 'at Soup'?"
"Soup Street. Want directions?"
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
...
Two guys walked into a bar... I Lied, there were loads more. And a few girls as well.
...
Outspoken Cleric
Knock knock... knock knock knock on my door
, knock knock knock knock knock on my door~
(further proof that I am kpop trash, God help me)
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
This taste... this is the taste of almond pie! Baker!
edited 28th Jul '17 12:02:21 PM by Almohad
*Vague plotting intensifies*
And then I take a potato chip... And calmly munch on it.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
War. War occasionally changes.
Hydraloonie
The Floor is lava 3...2...Wait i have flame resistant gear on!
Progress has it's stepping stones.
What. A. Beautiful... work of art.
admire
I will buy your game regardless of what stylistic choices you make, because I support developers of all kinds.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
When I first saw her... with hands on her knee... how do I say this...? I thought she looked a bit awkward.
Don't step on the flowers.
I'm... Not really feeling it.
I'm really feeling it!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
That was the worst throw. Ever. Well, probably not ever, you know, but pretty bad.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!What could possibly go wro- wait, what kind of catchphrase is that? Who Writes This Crap?!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Get away from me, bro!
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Come at me... person!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It got tired of its coop, and it wanted an adventure.
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report