- enters the library and begins dropping smoke bombs -
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Drifts into the Library entrance, scaring the crap outta everyone in a 30 yard radius.
*Incoherent screams*
Translation: (Might I procure a Library card?)
I am the once and future king.
Fly Air Madeline
-enters the library- Hey guys- whoa. Who's that guy?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
- turns around*
*graiting sound*
Translation: (Where might I procure a library card?)
The person to his immediate left faints out of fear.
I am the once and future king.
Fly Air Madeline
Hey... I can see subtitles. That's weird.
I think this guy wants a library card, ma'am. Ma'am?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
How fleeting...
This library had better be open weekends, because I'm going to be spending a lot of time in here.
-grabs huge heap of books-
Where do I check out?
I don’t even know anymore.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Strides to the librarian
An almighty groan.
Translation: (Might I procure a library card?)
I am the once and future king.
so i made a new avatar
*blasts the loudest Dubstep track he can think of through a boombox*
edited 7th Jul '14 9:05:54 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
*Eviscerates the boombox*
I am the once and future king.
my current job
-comes in, sees everyone here, then asks...-
Eh, where's the checkout desk?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
*slides in a magic carpet*
Popo!
"Gets off and ambles down the fiction aisle"
I am the once and future king.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-teleports into the library in a swirl of tentacles, eyes, and darkness-
Is this... Apocrypha?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
my current job
I don't know, I'm still looking for the checkout desk.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
<Is actually behind a librarian's desk.>
A library card? Certainly. Please fill out this form using the provided pencil.
<Points to QUIET sign for those not in line for library cards>
my current job
Oh, thank you. (does so)
Now, for my first checkout, I'd like to check out (holds up) the Necronomicon.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
- walks over to the counter - I'd like to check-out these. - holds up the entire Harry Potter series -
<adjusts pince-nez>
That's (the Necronomicon) an adults-only book. May I see some ID?
(Harry Potter series)
Certainly. There's a two-week checkout period, and you may have one one-week extension if you bring the book in to be re-stamped.
edited 21st Jul '14 8:52:29 AM by SKJAM
my current job
Ugh. Fine. (holds up a driver's license, a state ID, a passport, a school yearbook, a fingerprint, a phone number, and a photo of me) Happy?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
- walks out of the library - - walks in the next day - Done.
Yes, thank you.
<turning to some other patrons>
The Shouters Anonymous meeting is in the Tarl Cabot Memorial Conference Room on the third floor, just past the creepypasta section.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-walks down a particularly eldritch row of bookshelves-
-walks back a week later holding quite the doorstopper of an Eldritch Tome-
I'll be checking this out, please.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
my current job
Oooh. That's almost as impressive as the Necronomicon!
OH NO! Now we're going to get angry letters from the Moral Guardians! Now the army of library pages shall put all the books back where they belong! Don't ask about the budget. (in grad school for library science)