Detective Extroadinaire
Let's see...the completed works of Shakespeare, The completed works of Robert Frost, the completed works of Frank Lloyd Zappa, The entire Hitchhiker's Guide series, a truckload of Discworld novels, a guide to Old English, several epic poems, and...*looks at arms*...something about streetlamps, I guess? I dunno, it looked interesting.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Ah, the Big Book of Streetlamp Poetry. I see you have excellent taste in literature.
Dudes!
I got Psychology in Room Five! Where the hell's that, man?
You learn about the mindset of people. It's useful!
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Mindsets, not minds!
I want to know where Rm. 5 is!
Oh, it's down that corridor.
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<reads sign>
"Welcome to the Franz Kafka Wing"
...
What the...? There's a Rm. 11 next to a Rm. 2!
"Room 6 is in the F Building"
We have an F-Building?!
My schedule says Psychology is in Room 101.
edited 20th Oct '11 5:29:42 PM by Quantumawsome
As a highschooler myself, I gotta ask: where the hell is the science lab? I want to tinker with stuff, and maybe succeed in setting something on fire this year!
Or release a pathogenic virus. Ohnoes!
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My high school sucks. Might as well have fun here. And blow off my real physics hw while I'm at it. Why? A classmate randomly did it for me. 
Hey, Punkette.
The Science lab is in the F-Building.
...
<points to Devil's Forks-style building outside of the window>
...
Welcome to the Franz Kafka wing.
Squee. Kafka! Metamorphosis!
Thanks, Hopey.
<looks at sheet>
Rm. 9? Did it just change...
That's in the F-Buildin... oh, c'mon.
<runs after Punkette>
Wait, up!
Detective Extroadinaire
Oh, hey, the period changed. Anyone else going to Introduction to Bardistry?
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
That sounds odd. I'll check it out.
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-runs along, for the fun of it-
Anyone know where the heck the philosophy class is? Heard it's somewhere around here.
Am I the only one who thinks this school is more labyrinthine than Byzanthine plots? I wouldn't be surprised if I learnt Griffith and Littlefinger designed this together.
<appears next to Nateseek>
What the fu...
I was in the F-Building two minutes ago, walked through a door, and now I'm next to you.
What gives?!
Perhaps it was Tzeentch, who designed this, before the humanity started to get more negative as a whole.
...
Huh. I assumed the architects hated students and were on drugs at the time.
someone
Hello, Hopesy. My classes for the rest of the day got cancelled, so I'll just be... here.
something
I actually have class. But, luckily... I need a participant in my study!
You're my participant!
edited 25th Nov '11 9:50:34 AM by Inhopelessguy
someone
What kind of study?
How do I participate?
Do I get to make out with you?
something
-_-
It's not a study on human relationships, I can tell you that.
I have to apply several kilovolts of electricity to you, while feeding you food.
someone
Oooh, can't right now. Turns out I have to... not be here.
-kisses Hopesy on the cheek-
-runs off-
edited because wrong thread
edited 25th Nov '11 10:34:56 AM by ThatHuman
something
-Has fallen asleep in the library while on a computer-
-Snores loudly, then wakes up with keyboard imprints on my forehead-
Hu... Whazzappening?
-See's librarian glaring at me-
Izzit lunch time yet?
Hi! What do you have there?
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