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Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#1: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:51:36 PM

As it was so fun last time, it seems that Congress has decided to have budget fights all over again!

Isn't that just fantastic?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

WASHINGTON — The House on Wednesday failed to pass a continuing resolution to keep the federal government funded past next week, a major defeat for Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who was banking on having the votes to pass a package that tied emergency disaster aid to spending cuts.

The bill went down in a vote of 195 to 230. Forty-eight Republicans sided with nearly all Democrats in opposing the resolution aimed at keeping the government funded past Sept. 30, when current funding runs out, and through Nov. 18.

Two factions of Republicans had major problems with the bill as they headed into the vote: Conservative lawmakers wanted more spending cuts, and GOP lawmakers affected by recent disasters were uneasy with the bill's provision that tied $1.5 billion in emergency disaster aid to cuts to a fuel-efficiency loan program.

YoungMachete from Dallas Since: May, 2011
#2: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:52:53 PM

What the fuck?

Honestly, Congress? Honestly? I'd be more happy with a bunch of goddamn monkeys throwing fecal matter at each other than this batch of assholes.

edited 21st Sep '11 4:53:39 PM by YoungMachete

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Thorn14 Gunpla is amazing! Since: Aug, 2010
Gunpla is amazing!
#3: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:53:48 PM

a major defeat for Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who was banking on having the votes to pass a package that tied emergency disaster aid to spending cuts.

Wow, go fuck yourself Boehner.

Enkufka Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ from Bay of White fish Since: Dec, 2009
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
#4: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:54:30 PM

2 things:

1) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2) more reason for me to hate the GOP congressmen.

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Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#5: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:56:21 PM

I give up. I've honestly gone off my rocker.

North and South Korea get along better than the US Congress. Israel and Palestine could come up with a resolution before Congress.

edited 21st Sep '11 4:57:08 PM by Pentadragon

Thorn14 Gunpla is amazing! Since: Aug, 2010
Gunpla is amazing!
#6: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:57:32 PM

At this point I say Congress just get into a massive battle royal and the survivors remain.

USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
I changed accounts.
#7: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:58:00 PM

Good news, everyone!

The Republicans just ass-raped any chance they had at the Presidency.

Bad news, everyone!

Here We Go Again!!

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TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#8: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:58:19 PM

Well this time, it was the Dems that were blocking legislation. For good reason, obviously, but still.

Why did 48 Republicans sign on board with the Democrats though? "NOT ENOUGH CUTS!" while the Democrats said "TOO MANY CUTS" or something? Kind of ironic.

Thorn14 Gunpla is amazing! Since: Aug, 2010
Gunpla is amazing!
#9: Sep 21st 2011 at 4:58:28 PM

[up][up] Not unless the media doesn't even touch this subject. Which I doubt it will!

[up] The article says the republicans siding with the democrats hate the emergency funding cuts. If anything this is a sign of some cooperation [lol]

edited 21st Sep '11 4:59:18 PM by Thorn14

joyflower Since: Dec, 1969
#10: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:01:17 PM

Remeber that thread I said if poltical parties were personifactions in style of hetalia.

I could see Republican and Democrat staring daggers at each other while ready to wrangled one anothers necks.

This is a why am I not surprised.

MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#11: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:02:06 PM

I could see Republican and Democrat staring daggers at each other while ready to wrangled one anothers necks.

I think I saw that political cartoon in 2002.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
I changed accounts.
#12: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:03:17 PM

I don't think it matters if the media covers this too much (and I doubt that it wouldn't, honestly; it's too big a story to not show government ineptitude, since it's instant ratings), because the Democrats can now say that the Republicans tried to destroy the government (and therefore popular things like Social Security and Medicare) not once, but twice.

edited 21st Sep '11 5:04:58 PM by USAF713

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#13: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:04:00 PM

Holy keg-standing Jesus, man. I swear Congress is the biggest collection of fuckin' idiots known to man.

Thorn14 Gunpla is amazing! Since: Aug, 2010
Gunpla is amazing!
#14: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:05:01 PM

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Well technically Democrats are the ones responsible this time. But when something like emergency aid funds are on the line, its not as bad.

USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
I changed accounts.
#15: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:05:29 PM

Holy keg-standing Jesus, man. I swear Congress is the biggest collection of fuckin' idiots known to man.

A-fucking-men.

I am now known as Flyboy.
Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#16: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:20:25 PM

so basically. "CUT MORE LIBERAL PROGRAMS OR FUCK JOPLIN AND THE NORTHEAST SEABOARD"

stay classy, tea party.

its kinda sad to know with the way the Tea Party wants it, the money drives my college did (which I donated to) to help the college down at joplin with rebuilding the community were probably more helpful than Congress.

edited 21st Sep '11 5:22:32 PM by Midgetsnowman

breadloaf Since: Oct, 2010
#17: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:22:32 PM

Well it would be more Boehner's fault for trying to tack on ideology onto a routine bill and try to shove it through regardless of the actual point of the bill.

USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
I changed accounts.
#18: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:24:30 PM

I would be much more sympathetic to the Tea Party if they were at least consistent in their budget-cutting (i.e. attacked conservative programs as much as liberal programs). Their partisan hactitude leaves much to be desired.

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Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#19: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:27:27 PM

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the point is they dont want to be consistent. Theyre convinced any bill that supports liberal causes is bad for the nation. No exceptions. Even if they thought of it first

joyflower Since: Dec, 1969
#20: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:27:35 PM

Hey,does anyone think there is a familiar air to this issue because if anyone was not a toddler in the 90's or remembers Clintons presidency then holler.

Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
Dog and Pony Show
#21: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:33:59 PM

SCENE: The Speaker's office, at the end of the first budget crisis

Surrounded by AIDES, JOHN BOEHNER stands in a pinstriped suit, holding a newspaper in one gloved hand as he strikes the banner headline with the other. It reads "CHORTLE AT BOEHNER'S BONER".

BOEHNER: Laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them how many boners the Boehner can make!

“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
I changed accounts.
#22: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:35:15 PM

...

Rott, you just lurk and wait for when you can throw out witticisms, don't you? tongue[lol][awesome]

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Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#23: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:42:45 PM

^^ I know what you were referencing, but the way you phrased it just made me think of Congress as the subject of an epic play with Boehner as some sort of tragic hero.

edited 21st Sep '11 5:44:09 PM by Pentadragon

Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#24: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:43:45 PM

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he sort of is.

He gives occasional hints he'd love to be more moderate than he is..but doing so is politically suicidal.

Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#25: Sep 21st 2011 at 5:46:05 PM

Congress as the subject of an epic play with Boehner as some sort of tragic hero.

i'd watch it.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!

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