Survey Question: Opposite Sex Clone

As soon as we both establish this isn't some horrible curse/death trap, we'd probably cuddle.

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My first course of action is to confirm her existence. I've had some weird dreams before, so I need to be sure this isn't one of them. When I'm sure this is real, on to step 2.

Get acquainted with her. What's her name? Does she know who I am? Does she remember falling asleep next to me? We didn't fuck, did meNote

we? I'd also want an abridged version of her life up to this point to compare to mine. For all intents and purposes, we'll assume that the major points of our pasts are the same. We'll also assume that she did not fall asleep next to me last night (and we didn't fuck), and she's just as confused by this.

Next is to determine if I'm (we're) the only one(s) surprised by this. If everyone else reacts as if we were both there yesterday, it's time to figure out a reasonable explanation. This also allows us to figure out who we are in relation to each other (most likely twin siblings).

If everyone else is freaked out, it will at least tell us which one of us is the real "me" here. In that case, we plan out how to explain the other one's sudden existence.

After that, we begin adjusting to life with an identical twin who didn't exist for most of our lives.

And get separate beds. It's weird to sleep in the same bed as your adult "sibling", which leads perfectly to...

Somehow I'd have to think that'd be a bit too weird. I mean, sure, it's basically masturbation. But you normally don't have to stare at an opposite sex version of yourself while doing it.

That and I've already determined we'd consider each other twin siblings. And not that kind of siblings.

edited 10th Apr '12 1:54:25 PM by Malph

Assuming she's neither a delusion nor my girlfriend trying to gaslight me, we'd go on hikes in the woods, gaslight people by replacing each other at random intervals, and start Dungeons and Dragons games as a D Ming team. And even though the OP said not to, I really do have to wonder if sex with my clone, not that I'd do that, is either masturbation or incest.

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Aren't we forgetting genetic sexual attraction? Seeing as me and my opposite sex clone will practically be twin siblings who have NOT grown up together, we wouldn't really be able to keep our hands off each other.

edited 24th Sep '12 6:39:56 AM by BloodRavenFan

I'm tsundere for Sui-Feng.

Something tells me I'd try and kill her, and she'd try and kill me.

At the very least, we wouldn't get along, I don't think.

YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY

We'd probably both face-palm.
And then fight crime or something I guess.

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.

Play lots of funny games together. At last, someone I may even beat at something!

Wouldn't you always come to a draw in every game?

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.

Nope. Just because we're as bad doesn't mean it has to be a draw. There are a lot of random factors that could come into play. :3

@Topographic Ocean

Yeah, we'd probably be hostile to each other at the beginning...but once we get to know each other, and genetic sexual attraction kicks in...I doubt we can avoid going all the way.

I'm tsundere for Sui-Feng.

I'm not sure what I would do. Sex would probably come at some point but we'd most likely geek out and listen to music all day.

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem

We'd see who's better at Mortal Kombat

Before being entertained watching bots fight each other on counter strike.

High fives exchanged constantly.

And finally, we'd both agree on the fact that drivers in Dorch hate cyclists.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."

Would my female clone be a lesbian?

Hmmm. I guess we could talk books or something.

Oh, and to answer the question, we'd both flip out and start screaming.

Welp, first, we'd mutually go O_o

Then the fact of her being female would sink in, and experimentation and comparison would ensue.

Then I suppose we'd go clothes shopping, finally having a reason to go get dresses and such. :V

Then we'd sort out birth certificates and identities and drivers liscences and explaining to the parents and family and so-on.

Then we'd mutually play videogames and hold a bad-dance off. :D

Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry

We would fight to the death.

Having someone with so much in common with me, oh we would despise each other.

Through the eyes I have known you.

A lot of people seem to despise themselves here. XDD

edited 25th Sep '12 1:08:51 AM by kay4today

I should clarify, I do not despise myself.

But I wouldn't be able to stand a separate entity just like me, I think the personalities would clash far too much.

Through the eyes I have known you.

That doesn't really make sense to me.

I just hate the idea of a human clone so we'd probably end up clashing in some way.

YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY

I'm the type of personality that can only get along with other personality types, never my own. Too many clashes for power.

Through the eyes I have known you.

Yeah, I don't really think I get it. xD

It's like the inverse of opposites attracting.

Sometimes, like personalities push people apart, depending on the personality.

edited 25th Sep '12 1:43:49 AM by TopographicOcean

YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY

Pretty much this.

Through the eyes I have known you.

Once I realize he's really my opposite sex clone and not just a weird dream, well... we'd share stuff et al. And he'll also befriend my little sister a bit. We would act as friends but also get angry with each other at times. But yeah. And I'm aroace.

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