<stares blankly>
Whhaaaat?
Dude, the army will do something. It'll be cool.
paradox delivery service
negative, they're retreating until they establish a containment zone, that will take about three days.
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Can't they just roll down the High Street in tanks and shoot everything that moves?
Create an emergency curfew for all civilians?
paradox delivery service
no, the civilians would panic, and some zombies may escape.
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Zombie... O shit, How'd this happen in, like, 5 minutes?
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
Uwah!!! -Readies stick- -Runs the frak away-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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Hey, let's start playing Michael Jackson's Thriller and see what happens.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
Oh. Cool idea! Lucky I have it on my zune! -plugs it into some speakers-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
What's eatin' you, chief?
Why does everyone want to shoot the zombies, man? What'd they ever do to you, man?
War is God.
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.... Wow, zombies are shitty dancers in real life.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Hey! Zombies got rights too, man!
War is God.
-From top of building-
Why is no one running?!? Zombies coming, everyone should be running!
GET OFF THE STREETS, YOU MORONS!
What's eatin' you, chief?
Ever tried negotiating with them, man? I mean, come on man!
War is God.
same old me
Point taken. UWAAAAAAAH!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Ah, to hell with it.
Not my fault if they all get eaten. Alive. In front of me.
...
Damn.
-Climbs down fire escape to street-
Come on up here! You'll be safe!
What's eatin' you, chief?
Zombies used to be people to, ya know? Man?
War is God.
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Jeez man, I'm going. Don't blow your balls up.
Huh. They're just standing around. Do they even do anything?
edited 18th Sep '11 7:57:29 AM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Why don't we like, give them hugs and stuff, man? I mean, they smell funny, and they might be missing a few... pieces; but still! Give your undead friends a hug, man!
War is God.
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...... Uh, yeah, Prometheus, you, uh, stay down here and give them hugs, and we'll, uh, stay up there.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
-To blackladder, points at prometheus- What the hell is wrong with him?
What's eatin' you, chief?
(Yelling really loudly) We gotta share the loooooooooooooove, man!
War is God.
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He's still reeling form the Cannabis Conundrum. Let's just leave him. He won't be an asset to us.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Is it really right to just leave him down there?
-Looks down at Prometheus-
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...... We'll, when he gets zombified, he might find us. On the other hand. He might bring a zombie with us, or get scrathed.
......
Let's just shoot him.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
-Runs into thread-
Sweet Jesus... For the love of God, RUN!
-Begins to run away, groans and shambling heard not far in the distance-