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>CM and SS: Run off.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
cannot into space
C—>. Take Cowboyman's wallet.
C—> go to town to try and find a dice-based weapon, a non-crappy computer, and some horse tranquilizers.
—> Be Cowboyman's Mother
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
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Until Rivux returns, I shall be temp'ry Game Master.
>CM and SS: Run off
Yeah, you probably don't want to stick around after that. You grab the DIVORCE PAPERS and skedaddle.
>C: Take Cowboy-Man's wallet
You can't take his wallet, because he didn't leave his wallet near the place where you were lying unconsiously!
>C: Go to town to try and find a dice-based weapon, a non-crappy computer, and some horse tranquilizers
You don't have any MONEY, but maybe you could head down to the SWAP MEET and see what you can get.
> Be Cowboy-Man's mother
You are now Mary Ann-Man. You are 53 years old, and you consider yourself to be quite the COUGAR. You came to collect the DIVORCE PAPERS so you could leave your NE'ER DO-WELL CHEATIN' GAMBLIN' DRUG-PEDDLIN' HUSBAND, Roger-Man. But alas, your son can't accept change, and covered you with his own urine.
What will you do now?
edited 11th Sep '11 7:34:49 AM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
-> Go wash yourself
After that:
-> Call the cops to gain access to the building and claim the divorce papers.
edited 11th Sep '11 7:52:25 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
same old me
>Storm his office
I'll let you be GM for a little while longer, wouldn't be fun if all you got was one post.
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>MA: Go wash yourself.
Your son's BATHROOM is locked. You don't want to question that.
>MA: Call the cops to gain access to the building and claim the DIVORCE PAPERS.
His PHONE's disconnected. That boy never did like technology. Takes after his father, the old fool.
>MA: Storm the office.
Time to look around. If you find one PORNO MAGAZINE, you'll whip his ass later.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>Check INVENTORY/SYLLADEX
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
-> Start screaming "Fire, fire!", then take the papers while everyone is confused and running away.
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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>MA: Check INVENTORY/SYLLADEX
Your SYLLADEX is STACK type. You have, from the top: OLD LADY MAGAZINE, SPARE DENTURES, BABY PHOTO OF COWBOY-MAN, and a PDA.
>MA: Start screaming "Fire, fire!", then take the PAPERS while everyone is confused and running away.
Well, you screamed "Fire!" But you can't get the PAPERS. Cowboy-Man already ran away. We already established that. What kind of WEIRDO writes a command like that, you wonder.
edited 11th Sep '11 8:17:58 AM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>MA: Be FUTURE MARY ANN-MAN
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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>MA: Be FUTURE MARY ANN-MAN
You are FUTURE MARY ANN-MAN. You are beating your son with a cane.
Don't ask how that transpired.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
> Blame your son for the fact that you are hitting him, saying it's all his fault you are so angry now.
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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> MA: Blame your son for the fact that you are hitting him, saying it's all his fault you are so angry now.
You vent about the DIVORCE PAPER, and how he's just like his FATHER, it's sickening.
edited 11th Sep '11 8:26:34 AM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>STRIFE?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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>STRIFE?
were doing it bro were making this happen
Mary-Ann-Man AGGRIEVES with cane! Cowboy-Man and Sunshine each lose -20 health!
You have used up all your PISS AMMO! You try to PULL IT OUT.
Suddenly, strange CORRUPT HICK appears! It's your father!
And I'm done here. Take it away, Rivux.
> Be Roger-Man.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>Be Roger-Man
You are now Roger-Man. In the past. Right before your SON whose NAME you share SENTIMENTS with bursts through the doors and steals the DIVORCE PAPERS. You are 54 years old, filing for divorce because your WIFE believes you to be a NE'ER DO-WELL CHEATIN' GAMBLIN' DRUG-PEDDLIN' HUSBAND. That is not entirely true, while your are a NE'ER DO-WELL and a GAMBLER, not once have you thought of CHEATING on your WIFE and PEDDLING DRUGS. It's too late to convince her though. What do you do.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
Might as well prove her right...
>Start CHEATING.
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
same old me
>Start CHEATING.
Well, considering it's far too late to SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE, you decide to try your OUTDATED PICK-UP LINES on the lady handling your divorce.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> Call LADY.
> Start PEDDLING DRUGS.
> Check INVENTORY.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>Call LADY.
The LADY simply rolls her eyes at your gestures. Your SOON TO BE EX-WIFE is eying you with malice.
>Start PEDDLING DRUGS.
No, there are legal matters that need to be taken care of! Besides, you tried that once when you were a teenager, things got messy and you don't want a repeat of the Chimney Case
>Check INVENTORY.
You will never understand those new-fangled SYLLADEXES everyone has. Thankfully, your SON understands as well. In your inventory is a PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, BACKUP DENTURES, A 911 PAGER, and a SILVER POCKET WATCH. You have your CANE equipped and is in your CANEKIND STRIFE SERIBUS.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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> Excuse yourself.
> Look through PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.
> Talk to SON.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
same old me
>Excuse yourself.
You have the sudden urge to URINATE. You start thinking you're undergoing the OLD PERSON METAMORPHOSIS. Oh no! Will you start to smell like one too!?
>Look through PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.
In a BATHROOM STALL you quietly enjoy your magazine. Aw yeah. Once content, you leave the stall and run into your SON. You both have a plan.
>Talk to SON.
You explain to Cowboy-Man you wouldn't want a DIVORCE, and you still love his mother very much. In order to stop such things, you both CONSPIRE to steal the DIVORCE PAPERS away.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
> Ignite your shoes.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
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> CM: Tip LADY's ficus over.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Eh, sleepy time for me. See y'all in eight or so hours. If anyone wants to be Game Master while I'm gone go ahead.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean