It is my keenest desire to, upon my coming of age, transmutate into the eponymous piece of sporting equipment used for the competitive game "Blitzball"!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"For what I want, I will take two meals that are assigned with the number nine, another meal that is assigned with the number nine, but with a size greater than the other number nines, a meal that is assigned with the number six, with a nice complimentary item that has the name of dip, which is probably ranch dip, a mean assigned with the number seven, two meals assigned with the number of forty-five, and one of them should contain some kind of cheese, most likely of the type of cheddar, and a large drink that most likely is Coca-Cola, but if it is not, it would instead be Pepsi."
-Big Smoke, Esquire.
edited 6th Dec '17 4:13:34 PM by Albino_Axolotl
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Tell me something happy
Derogatory term for a procyon lotor, referring both to its habit of digging through refuse, and its mild physical resemblance to a monochromatic bear native to China.
"Trash panda."
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Hark! Unbeknownst to thee, thine life was doomed by the moment our presences met.
I shall obtain a dehydrated fragment of tuberculae, and conduct my gastric processes upon its very being!
edited 9th Dec '17 5:36:49 PM by Almohad
Tell me something happy
"Sadly, I believe we have reached the moment where he ends our lives."
"Greetings, fair ladies! You have reached the moment where I end your lives!"
CHAPTER IX: THE MOMENT WHERE HE ENDS YOUR LIVES
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
I'm helping!
... Fellow soulless being, I appreciate your offer to lend me your weapon, but the replacement you plan to use is clearly inadequate, by virtue of being a mere tree branch.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Lovely Legilimens
This interactive entertainment software that I invested my leisure time in on [insert console here] is nigh impossible to achieve victory on! I therefore conclude that its difficulty level is comparable to that From Software RPG series known as Dark Souls!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Your sole task in this particular venture was to pursue the godforsaken locomotive, CJ!
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
What is your grievance, my friend? Is it, perhaps, that your skills in playing digital pastimes are rather sub-par?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Lovely Legilimens
...
I curse you! On the present or approaching evening, your posterior shall have social time spent with by III apparitions of dead people who are manifest as a nebulous image. These shall take the forms of the lower extremity of the ankle that belongs to me, the contrasting base of my leg, and concluding with a possibly unrelated vestige!
Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost!
Tell me something happy
"Cease."
"Nay."
"I say, CEASE."
"Nnnnay!"
"CEASE! AT! ONCE!"
(rude noise)
"YOU HAVE CHAGRINED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! I SHALL FORCE YOU TO CEASE!"
DBZ Abridged Kai 2.
edited 13th Dec '17 1:25:38 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Thou art rending me apart Lisa!
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
...
You! Have existence! As a mere! Miniature model for a child to play wiiiiith!!!
You are but a despondent and uncanny adult Homo sapien of male gender. You now possess solicitousness that once belonged to me. Farewell.
You! Are! A! TOOOOOYYYYY!!! ... You are a sad, strange little man. You have my sympathy. Farewell.
...
Tell me something happy
A moving picture of decidedly scandalous nature, originating from a Gallic country.
Does anyone else remember animutations?
meow
I could not conceive the direction my life would take for lack of their coveted smokehouse brisket. If my life were to be bereft of the succulent meats and herbs they offer, I'd sooner choose the grave than my continued existence. The hamburger sliders, Judith! Minuscule in size, yet in wealth of flavor they are enormous! They're smaller than, for instance, the palm of my hand!
Are you ready? Go live!
Vigorously clutch her via the reproductive organs.
edited 16th Dec '17 2:13:47 PM by randomtroper89
I'm helping!
My good fellow, if you manipulate the lever labeled "A", you've manipulated it! To claim you've only partially manipulated it is an absurdity!
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Tell me something happy
Greetings, Marcus! How fares your success in the world of physical relations?
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Lovely Legilimens
"You have officially reached the point in your life where it has terminated."
"APOLOGIES, SIR, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!"
(onomatopoeia for detonation)
edited 18th Dec '17 4:03:37 PM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
meow
I have a preference for locomotives.
*Is immediately struck by one of his precious locomotives.*
Are you ready? Go live!
Love your hair, hope you win
I possess great adoration for vehicles driven by locomotives.
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Egads, I have been preceded in a manner similar to a stealthy japanese assassin.
edited 18th Dec '17 11:42:18 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
...
I am currently in possession of the exemplary, unparalleled statement with an equals sign, which is being utilised for its true purpose: retardation and baulking of your elusive dodging!
I have the perfect equation to hinder yer evasion!
...
Unendearing nomenclature typically reserved for female canids, I implore you politely
Bitch please
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