same old me
I shall make a sign that accentuates his positives! How's this?
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edited 4th Sep '11 3:20:32 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
watching down on us
-writes a pissy blog rant about Fast Eddie's campaign and how it's going to fail horribly and with good reason-
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Lover of masks.
-Starts plan to assassinate the fast one-
Ban my trope will he? He will pay.
Please.
cannot into space
I can be his commercial writer!
"Fast Eddie: He wants to take the quote button out of your life."
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Just remember, Fast Eddie is so fast, if elected, he'll solve all the nation's problems the day before inauguration.
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I've noticed that our Troper party only has a few momentum. First memo: Blow up FOX News.
edited 4th Sep '11 4:40:49 PM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
I think Rupert Murdoch is doing a pretty good job of running his empire into the ground on account of the hacking scandal, so that's probably not necessary. But clearing up that major source of lie and misinformation is a good idea.
Jamais vu
That would be considered terrorism, which is not the sort of thing you want people to remember when they decide who to vote for.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
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Democrats have donkeys, Republicans have elephants. What should we have?
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Lampshades?
same old me
Quite obviously, we have flying tacos!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
-the Troper Party's firm of lawyers sues Vox for $1,376,281,295 for defamation of character-
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Who be his runnin' mate?
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Trope-tan, obviously.
Fast Eddie believes in being all laid back and chill. Fast Eddie does not believe poverty should be made a crime punishable by death.
That's why you should vote for Sean Murray I of the Totalitarian Dictatorship Party. Sean Murray I will pull out your and your fellow citizens' fingernails and toenails with a pair of rusty pliers before burning you alive in a hot furnace for alternative energy needs just for not having superpowers which can defeat him. Sean Murray I will rule over all of Earth with an iron fist and cut all of the planet's ties to the Democratic Alliance of the Interstellar Community at once, especially those ties with that meddlesome square-jawed menace of justice Rocket Redglare of the 101st Space Marine Corps and the rest of his Super Squad of Superheroes Standing for Saintly Standards and Sophisticated Solidarity. May they never interfere with my plans again.
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How dare you attempt to disrupt this thread with your mudslinging and propaganda!
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
cannot into space
Don't worry... If Fast Eddie really wants to become president, he will be president. DO NOT ASK HOW OR I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU!
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
The thing with the red gold crown.
Do we even need to advertise? We can just brainwash people with Tv tropes, win the election, and manipulate our leader. I meant give helpful suggestions to our leader, I don't want to lead a robot revolution against the world. Why would you even say such a thing?
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
cannot into space
We just spam the other parties with links to random TV Tropes pages.
As Randall Monroe (don't know if that's how you spell it) said, "It's like rickrolling, but you can't stop."
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
What is Fast Eddie's position on the Peon Labour Union?
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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Fast Eddie does not see why we have to hire Spanish-Americans. He believes extraterrestrial indentured servants are much better.
edited 5th Sep '11 7:33:40 AM by blackadder98
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.But peons are willing to work for low wages and are Ugly Cute to boot.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
One just might
I'll give support if the indentured extra-terrestrials look good in maid's uniforms. The maid's uniform must be the traditional version, not the sexy version.
edited 5th Sep '11 7:46:26 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
And everyone is part of the Troper party. We have to try and support his campaign.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.