Ezio Auditore is...The Most Interesting Assassin In the World

Nolan North doesn't voice act Ezio, Ezio voice acts Nolan North.

I'm getting tired of Ezio.

He's neat and all but holy hell.

-off topic-

Continue the cycle. Pass the time till Revelations.

edited 27th Aug '11 10:08:02 AM by TheProffesor

I dont understand what the topic is...

You mean you've never seen the Memetic commercial?

I'm getting more sick of Nolan North as a voice actor.

PS you really don't need to make an entire thread for a minor variation of an old internet meme when there's an Assassin's Creed thread on the front page.

edited 27th Aug '11 10:25:49 AM by Mammalsauce

Actually you do. Different topic. Impossible to keep stable.

Wait, I thought it was a different guy who voiced Ezio? When did Nolan North take over?

"If you're out here why do I miss you so much?"

Nolan North voices Desmond actually.

edited 27th Aug '11 10:57:13 AM by Thorn14

Roger Craig Smith is Ezio, I think

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Xan-Xan/

Ezio can speak Italian... in English.

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Perfectly, I might add.

"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel

Nolan North actually seems to have quite a fair bit of range. He was awesome as Steven Heck in Alpha Protocol- I had no idea it was him until the tvtropes page pointed it out.

It's just a shame that he's forced to do the Nathan Drake voice in pretty much every game he's in.

Indeed, Nolan North is only Desmond. Actually, a cool moment for me at E3 this year was waltzing by the Ubisoft booth when Roger Craig Smith was there during a demo of Revelations and acting in character.

But I do agree that Nolan North's Nathan Drake voice is painfully overused. One of his fans had to point me to the numerous works he's done in a DIFFERENT voice and I'm a lot more forgiving now - there's nothing the actor can do when he walks into a job and they keep telling him to use the same voice.

Who the heck is Ezio?

Main character of the last two games of Assassins Creed. The first games hero is the considerably more dour Altair.

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.

Voice actors gotta eat too. The Nathan Drake voice gets him money and gives him breathing room to do crazy stuff like the defective turrets in Portal2. Can't blame him for that.

(That said, what's the point of this thread? I'm confused, honestly.)

The blind man walking off the cliff is not making a leap of faith.

Ezio once wanted to sleep for a few more hours, so he assassinated the sun.

Ezio's Arrow Storms are always a huge boost to the local economy.

Those who accept their fate find happiness; those who defy it, glory.

He did the cores in the final boss fight too. SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

Dad, are you space?

Oh, okay o-o

It is said that Ezio Auditore grew his beard in a single night.

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Ezio can fire his hidden gun for longer than twelve seconds and pay much less than four hundred thousand florins.

Fact!

Dammit. I thought this was going to be a parody of the Dos Equis ad.

Jonah Falcon

It's supposed to be.