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Zennistrad from The Multiverse Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#1: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:01:30 PM

GAH. MOUTH PAIN.

Seriously, earlier today the back of my jaw started getting really sore, and I found out that my wisdom teeth have decided to start bursting through my gums.

Fuck wisdom teeth. They're completely useless, and they cause you great amounts of pain just so you can have them removed.

MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#2: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:02:50 PM

I feel your pain, man. Getting them out sucks more than a $3 whore at a construction site on payday.

And to add to the fun, I also had 25 teeth also pulled at the same time as I got my wisdoms out. Long story, got new, better teeth now.

KCK Can I KCK it? from In your closet Since: Jul, 2010
Can I KCK it?
#3: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:03:54 PM

@Zenni I had to have mine removed before they started growing out.

There's no justice in the world and there never was~
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#4: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:04:17 PM

Pray the healing is short. So long with the gauze...

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CinemaZebra from The Texas Panhandle Since: May, 2011
#5: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:04:56 PM

What makes them so wise anyway?

"My brain used to be a little bitch, so I mugged it's ass." -kegisak
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#6: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:05:35 PM

They got lucky on their WIS roll, a friggin' 19.

Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#7: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:06:21 PM

@Mark: I'm so going to use that for now on whenever someone mentions something sucking.

edited 21st Aug '11 7:06:33 PM by Ramus

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#9: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:09:00 PM

@Cinema: Basically, you're supposed to get those teeth after you've grown up and matured a bit (or you know, got wiser).

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#10: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:10:01 PM

Yeah - mine haven't started causing me pain but my dentist and orthodontist have both informed me that they are impacted, will cause horrible pain, and when that happens they will be removed.

Joy oh joy.

Meanwhile both my mum and sister have an extra wisdom tooth (5). Like Einstein did... which they like to remind me...

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Despair Hi, I'm a talking door! Since: Jul, 2011
Hi, I'm a talking door!
#11: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:28:00 PM

My lower 2 had to be removed, my upper 2 were impacted and supposedly had to be removed. 3 years ago. Still havent bothered me.

"Life is something that is cheap. Especially my life."
MasterInferno It's Like Arguing on the Internet from Tomb of Malevolence Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
#12: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:39:24 PM

I had mine out about eight years ago, and did quite a bit of throwing up that night. Though fortunately I haven't thrown up at all since then (knock on wood). Hope you get yours taken care of with a minimum of fuss.

Somehow you know that the time is right.
imojee Be evil from The Desert Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
#13: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:43:39 PM

Yeah I've been told by a dentist that my wisdom teeth will have to come out eventually. Been putting it off on account of the cost and everyone I know who's had them removed remembering the experience not unlike that of a trauma survivor.

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lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
Dead? You thought wrong
#14: Aug 21st 2011 at 7:44:07 PM

I was eating a hard crusted sandwich and I felt my loose tooth crack. I painlessly pulled it out in four pieces.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#15: Aug 21st 2011 at 8:02:04 PM

I had all four of mine not-so-painfully cut out four years ago. Of course, they were only half-formed at the time, so the oral surgeon didn't have to cut as much to pull them out, and the healing was relatively short.

Good pain medications and steroids to help with the swelling are nice as well.

Tidal_Wave_17 Since: Sep, 2009
#16: Aug 21st 2011 at 8:12:13 PM

I have to have my wisdom teeth cut out as soon as my mom gets the money.

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#17: Aug 21st 2011 at 8:13:23 PM

My dentist said I probably won't ever have to get mine out.

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Despair Hi, I'm a talking door! Since: Jul, 2011
Hi, I'm a talking door!
#18: Aug 21st 2011 at 8:42:40 PM

Getting them out isn't so bad. It's while they're in that they're painful. I even went to school right after getting them out and felt fine. You just cant have chips or anything sharp/hard back there, for obvious reasons.

"Life is something that is cheap. Especially my life."
Bellacide trigger warning: bitch from Texashire Since: Apr, 2012
trigger warning: bitch
#19: Aug 21st 2011 at 9:30:07 PM

I'm well into the age where they show up but they haven't... I'm waiting... and waiting... and definitely not looking forward to it. sad

bye
DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#20: Aug 21st 2011 at 9:33:09 PM

Not everyone actually has a full set, and it's entirely possible that you will never grow any. I'm pretty sure my dad only ever had three. (Then again, it might have been another family member.)

edited 21st Aug '11 9:33:38 PM by DarkConfidant

Despair Hi, I'm a talking door! Since: Jul, 2011
Hi, I'm a talking door!
Bellacide trigger warning: bitch from Texashire Since: Apr, 2012
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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#23: Aug 21st 2011 at 10:08:26 PM

Where are wisdom teeth, exactly? And why does everyone hate them? I think I have mine, and I don't remember any tooth-based trauma, but as I said, I don't know where they are, so maybe I don't have them.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Despair Hi, I'm a talking door! Since: Jul, 2011
Hi, I'm a talking door!
#24: Aug 21st 2011 at 10:16:14 PM

Very back of your mouth. almost where your jaw meets your upper mouth- which is the exact problem, there's no room for them so they cut into the muscle/flesh there

"Life is something that is cheap. Especially my life."
DarkDecapodian The Prodigal Returns from the fold Since: Apr, 2009
The Prodigal Returns
#25: Aug 21st 2011 at 10:16:52 PM

I'm having mine removed in the next few months as well. I wish I hadn't read this thread now.

^^ Wisdom teeth are also known as third molars, and usually start growing in the late teens or early twenties. Back when the ancestors of humankind had larger jaws, these molars where just like any other tooth, but when we evolved smaller jaws they got crowded out, and now usually cause more problems (impaction, gum infection, decay) than they're worth.

Ninja'd.

edited 21st Aug '11 10:17:18 PM by DarkDecapodian

Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?

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