ITT: Diplomacy among series.

The Doctor has saved the multiverse already.

from things that literally defy all laws of physics? a mathematical equation that destroys any surface it's written on that it can find a pattern? pictures and sounds that kill you if you look at / hear them? something that can be launched into a star and it will just come pack, except it's pissed off at you? a zombie virus? something that destroys anything within one klick of it and if it so much as moves, it signals the end of the world? fool, those are but a few o the things we have managed to contain, we risk our very existences every moment we do this, there are things that can make it so that we never existed. you are all lucky that we are around...

-Comes in wearing an olive-green astronaut suit-

*KZZZT* I am the representative of the League of ruling companies, And I have come here to share with you the glory and power of kojima technology to be used in bettering all of our universes. *KZZZT*

edited 27th Aug '11 12:13:32 AM by Strigon

... do you happen to have anything that does not follow the laws of nature?

*KZZZT* What do you mean? *KZZZT*

the laws of physics in your universe, do you have anything that, no mattr what you try, it will not follow them? like something that's quantum locked? or something that can be launched into a star and come back pissed off at you, with flaming wings, where the feathers are razor-blades?

Well, there's Torchwood, and the Doctor DID save a Church platoon from statues that kill you when you look away.

we have one, SCP-173, it prefers to kill by strangulation or snapping the base of the neck...

So did those particular Weeping Angels. Also, do you have thousands of 173s?

edited 27th Aug '11 2:45:41 PM by SantosLHalper

no, jst one, but we also have somehting far worse, SCP-682, if you were to launch it into a star, it would come back, pissed off, on fire, with flaming wings that the feathers are also razor-blades.

Paradox Space is home to many strange things, some of which even the Horrorterrors fear. You make it sound if a Reckoning or Scratch were things that were not common place.

What we need to worry about are Sessions gone awry.

Jack Noir is out there, waiting.

we have prevented the end of the world countless times, we preserve the average persons version of normality...

You've failed with the Sims, we bury eggs to grow eggplants -Goes insane-

you say we have failed with you? we have been busy with our own world...

And what about Lord English?

If we have failed them, then oh well, nothing we can do...

We know of your SCP's. All of them.

good, the you can defend your selves...

I am a representative og Gensokyo and associated realms. I hope to ensure that severe cases of conflict are resolved with spellcard duels.

Yeah, Gensokyo isn't really THAT much for avoiding conflict. It is rather peaceful becuase of the spellcard rules, though, so...

edited 29th Aug '11 4:37:43 PM by TARDISES

negative, we go in hard and fast, we let nobody that doesn't need to know that we even exist.

I kind of meant among us. The realms I am representing use spellcard duels as practically the only form of battle.

then anyone could take you down easily, I recommend having a united defense for defending against the rest of the multiverse...

2 things; 1. Gensokyo's sealed off from the rest of the human world, and the other realms were only linked to said world via Gensokyo.

2. If anyone tries to defy the spellcard rules, they will quickly be overwhelmed. Seriously, we have a lot of powerful people, the spellcard rules are to actually make things fair for the weaker ones among us.

Greetings! I'm not sure what an ambassador is, but I am King of the Weder-Geats, at your service. I believe I have been called to join the diplomatic þing of many nations?

edited 29th Aug '11 5:44:30 PM by annebeeche

Greetings, all. I see that my colleague from Gensokyo has arrived before me, but I fear that she has chosen on a different disposition than I.

I do not muck about in pleasantries or diplomatic niceties. I am an agent of Voile Library, and the Scarlet Devil Mansion, as well as the land it resides in, Gensokyo. On behalf of Mistress Scarlet, I hereby demand that you all immediately surrender thyselves to the Scarlet family, and surrender all of your media to the use and perusal of Voile Library and Patchouli Knowledge.