ITT: Diplomacy among series.

Inspired by this!

So let's talk diplomacy amongst different series. Pretend we're delegates from them and moderators of the diplomatic talk.

Please note that this is about abstractions of the series themselves, along with their fanbases. It's not supposed to be a roleplay of characters from the series that cross over and talk to each other. There are other threads for that, I believe.

edited 20th Aug '11 10:20:41 PM by abstractematics

Now using Trivialis handle.

I am a diplomat from Equestria. We mean no harm, but would like you to enjoy our Sugar Bowl. But not in an Apocalyptic Log way like on the Sugar Bowl trope page. More in a fun, never want to leave us, and become a pony way.

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.

I am an Ambassador from the world of Kamen Riders. Shall we begin this WONDERFUL conference in earnest?

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.

As a representative of the Whoniverse I hereby request everybody to blink for very long periods of time and to NOT look at any mysterious moving Angel Statues.

I am NOT representing the Hetalia fandom.

edited 20th Aug '11 10:28:49 PM by SantosLHalper

I am a diplomat of Welcome to the NHK fan community.

AND EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY TO MAKE US ALL HIKIKOMORIS

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?

Are you at least blinking?

edited 21st Aug '11 4:08:49 PM by SantosLHalper

@ Commander Obvious

But I don't want to be a Hikikomori!

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.

I am amazed Homestuck hasn't been spoken for yet.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.

I come from the Republic of Seventh Expansionists. I would like to seek trade and cooperation with appropriate states.

Now using Trivialis handle.

Diplomacy? In my Intertubes? It's more likely than you think...

O hai. I'm the host.

Everyone is connected. IPv7 is coming soon! Are you prepared for the transition?

I am a messenger from the glorious Empire of Arlen, Texas. I come bearing a demand for complete and total surrender and integration from the kingdom of Equestria, as Arlen demands Horse NASCAR. Should you refuse, you shall be crushed under our mighty boot. The sticks and beer cans will never stop, and propane shall drown your villages.

I'm a representative from Dilbert verse. Honestly, we have a very dissatisfied and demoralised workforce and stupid management but the company is still running.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?

I am a representative from the Mass Effect universe, and I hope you'll all take part in the fight against the Reapers.

I, on behalf of every Sim, living, dead, or being tortured, represent The Sims, I am their god, king, ruler and should they annoy me, executioner.

Very nice to meet you all!

edited 22nd Aug '11 3:09:11 AM by Steventheman

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The Whoniverse does not recognize the Arlen demands for Equesteria and hereby sends a platoon of The Church and UNIT to Equesteria in the event of Arlen invasion.

THE SIMS?!?!
I BETTER BOMB THAT PLACE BEFORE THEY COME TO MIGRATE AND ROOM TORTURE US
ITS A CONSPIRACY BY THE NHK
GYAAAAA

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?

I'm going to tell the management about cheap labour in Arlen and we should sell stuffs to Equesteria.

edited 22nd Aug '11 7:32:41 PM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?

We are peaceful to everyone, we're too busy setting fire to ourselves.

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Gentlemen, ladies and...ponies.

I am very pleased to be representing The Conglomerated Homestuck Republic today. I must make it known that I am from >Startthreadisburgh, a region that has dealt with Pony incursions frequently. However, I believe that through our prophet, Andrew Hussie (All the blessings be upon him, ALL OF THEM) would like us to set aside our differences and cooperate. In as much as that is possible.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

I am from Seireitei United.

Seeing as how we have a sizable international influence and recognition, we would like to act as a protectorate among smaller and more vulnerable nations.

edited 25th Aug '11 8:08:32 PM by abstractematics

Now using Trivialis handle.

this is the representative from the SCP foundation, you are NOT cleared to know my name, if you see anything that just should NOT exist, contact me, we can deal with it...

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What is the first topic of discussion, if it pleases the delegate from the SU to act as President of this session?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

The foundation would like your cooperation in dealing with things that should not exist... we have to reach these things before the GOC...

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Nonsense! The Sims would benefit greatly from certain discoveries...

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...we cannot allow anyone else to obtain any of these things, if we do, the entire multiverse may be at risk... if you refuse to help, we will be forced to destroy you, and believe me, we have the means...

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