jlauzon's computer doesn't get viruses. Viruses' computers get jlauzon'd.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Füschlatz O'Reilly never has any troubles with plumbing, 'cause he don't take no shit from nobody.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
82123
Hartmut can stare someone to death in ten seconds flat without even looking in their direction.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Well, you're not wrong.
If Tre ever met Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or the Old Spice Guy, New Jersey will become a good place to live. If they all met at the same time, everyone in the universe would Divide By Zero at the same time.
Newswriter, The Daily Oat Bronysquare: http://bronysquare.com/Rocktavia/ Twitter: @Rocktavia0
Total nerd
Jlauzon once threw balls into space. They are now know as planets.
Flareth once ranked on the Hopey Awesometer, but he broke it.
Total nerd
I'm a she.
Inhopelessguy once arm wrestled with Death. And won.
Only Flareth can prevent forest fires.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Psyga 315 can out-stare statues.
FIMFiction Account MLPMST Page
One just might
Steventheman puts the Big Ben on snooze.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Well, you're not wrong.
Ever wonder why you can never find the other sock you washed? It moved to hell to avoid the wrath of Blurring. The devil deems it more humane.
edited 4th Aug '11 4:44:13 AM by jlauzon
Newswriter, The Daily Oat Bronysquare: http://bronysquare.com/Rocktavia/ Twitter: @Rocktavia0
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
jlauzon lives on the sun. Because he can.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Hartmut used to be a villain. But crime paid too much, so he took it easier being a hero.
One just might
Inhopelessguy once faced a tough decision, he caught the "catch 22" by the hind legs, round-housed it, and it became a win-win situation.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Well, you're not wrong.
Blurring once made a bet with god that he could eat more baked beans than him. 3,617,427 cans in, god crapped out the universe. Blurring, on the other hand, went back in time and crapped out god. The Bible was edited by The Vatican to leave out this... embarrassing detail.
edited 4th Aug '11 1:24:10 PM by jlauzon
Newswriter, The Daily Oat Bronysquare: http://bronysquare.com/Rocktavia/ Twitter: @Rocktavia0
Proud Canadian
There are no picture of jlauzon - even recreations are too destructive.
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
In Riastrad
The music style was originally called Erock & Roll, until he sued for copyright.
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Diamonnes was a fusion of diamond and money, but Rupert Murdoch thought it was too evil for his liking.
Well, you're not wrong.
In Capitalist America, Inhopelessguy is everybody's worst nightmare. In Soviet Russia, Inhopeless guy is everybody's living nightmare.
Newswriter, The Daily Oat Bronysquare: http://bronysquare.com/Rocktavia/ Twitter: @Rocktavia0
Jlauzon is considered Serious Business among ankles.
Another green world.
Proud Canadian
I Love Dogs once sneezed. The Brazilian government counted 2017 fatalities.
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Knouge forever!!
Superman wears Erock pyjamas.
I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
same old me
Miru had a staring contest with a painting. The painting blinked.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Harlot
Rivux doesn't draw rivers, he paints them with the souls of small woodland creatures.
edited 16th Sep '11 8:29:54 PM by Junfez
At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.
Pretty self-explanatory to those who've been on Know Your Meme or Chuck Norris Facts
. If you don't know, visit the link... but since I'm first, I'll make one up about Fast Eddie instead.
Newswriter, The Daily Oat Bronysquare: http://bronysquare.com/Rocktavia/ Twitter: @Rocktavia0Everybody knows that people drink coffee to stay awake, right? Well, Fast Eddie drinks everybody to stay awake.