A request I intend to fulfill--need advice

I'll start off with what inspired me, reposted from the Fetishes thread (both posts by Heartbreaker):

On the one hand, I want to write this, but on the other hand, I have no idea how to do so. Any advice? (I'm figuring anthropomorphism will be involved, but other than that . . .)

edited 24th Jul '11 4:17:31 PM by feotakahari

Probably time distortion. A lightning bolt is fast (not all that conducive to love-making) unless you have heightened sensory awareness and physical reflexes. That would probably allow someone more time to . . . "ride the lightning" so to speak.

I tend to like Cargo Shipping a lot, so this topic has me interested.

Also, an other possible objective might be to collect the charge within an object which can conduct multiple electrical currents, sort of like a plasma globe. When a human hand caresses a plasma globe, the current seems to react to it. In the hands of a decent writer, that could give the appearance of some form of intimacy.

edited 24th Jul '11 4:33:07 PM by KingZeal

I'm... confused.

What exactly is the objective here?

To fuck a lightning bolt.

Create a Lord Of The Rings Style Quest, where a large group of people of all races are brought together to find the one item that will allow their gracious ruler... to fuck a lightningbolt.

B-but... I... You... Then...

/slowly backs out of topic/

edited 24th Jul '11 4:37:37 PM by TheEarthSheep

See? This is why I don't make topics about my stories on these boards.

Rather than backing out, people would run away screaming.

That is totally dependent on what we're talking about here.

Still, I was all lol, wut? when I read this. Perhaps a Psycho Electro utilizes Power Perversion Potential?

E-stim is a recognizable fetish, so you don't have to go that far. If all else fails getting hit by a lightning bolt has a tendency to fire off most of the nervous system at once.