Let's throw things at the Hazmat guys! Preferably the ones with guns!
What can we throw?
Let's throw chairs and tables and coffee and Hopey's cake and grenades!
Seven barrels of Laser Death.Let's throw Hopey!
Wha... why do I have no hand? Where's all this blood coming from? Why has a bullet just embedded itself in my other arm? Oh, right.
Seven barrels of Laser Death.Hey, Dalex is bleeding out. We finally have our entertainment!
-Drinks mead, medical alcohol, wine, beer and cider-
Did I ever tellsh shu the time I...helsphed Hopey andsh his...friends eshcape the zchombie apocol...apoclol...disashter... -Falls over, and gets back up with opinions that make Genghis Khan look like a pacifist-
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageGreat, Steven's drunk again. I'm not cleaning up after him again. I still have nightmares about last week.
-Still ranting- And thast ish why they're cheeky to teschers...bring basck the ca...cane...
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageI won't ask. Can I get another few cream cakes? I'm not done pelting the hazmat guys with my arm that still works.
Seven barrels of Laser Death.There's some in the back...right behind the mouse droppings.
Good idea! Let's throw rodent droppings at the guards!
Seven barrels of Laser Death.Stop throwing things. This is not a clubhouse.
Now using Trivialis handle.-Comes out from hiding-
But throwing things is fun!
-Goes back-
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.-Throws pie at Abstract-
HAHA! Now what?
-Starts randomly throwing anything he can find.-
AHA HA HA A HA HA A HA AHA HA!!!
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.-leaves-
-Wakes up- I know! -Passes out again.-
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageWell, quarantine's over.
What quarantine?
Now using Trivialis handle.We've been in quarantine for the last 9001 hours. Y'know, the arson (which I DID NOT DO), the super rabies, the feces...
Seven barrels of Laser Death.What are you talking about? We were having a nice conversation in the cafe.
Now using Trivialis handle.You're in denial!
Are you being serious? If so, look through the previous four pages
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Here's my version:
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer: take five down, get drunk, spin around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.
94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer: take a bunch down, get drunk, fall down, 43 bottles of beer on the wall!
What else can we do for fun?
Seven barrels of Laser Death.