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dalexterminate I'm not a monster. from Toronto, ON Since: Feb, 2011
I'm not a monster.
#101: Aug 21st 2011 at 4:43:13 PM

Here's my version:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer: take five down, get drunk, spin around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer: take a bunch down, get drunk, fall down, 43 bottles of beer on the wall!

What else can we do for fun?

Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
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#102: Aug 21st 2011 at 4:44:20 PM

Let's throw things at the Hazmat guys! Preferably the ones with guns!

dalexterminate I'm not a monster. from Toronto, ON Since: Feb, 2011
I'm not a monster.
#103: Aug 21st 2011 at 4:47:55 PM

What can we throw?

Let's throw chairs and tables and coffee and Hopey's cake and grenades!

Seven barrels of Laser Death.
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dalexterminate I'm not a monster. from Toronto, ON Since: Feb, 2011
I'm not a monster.
#105: Aug 21st 2011 at 4:50:54 PM

Wha... why do I have no hand? Where's all this blood coming from? Why has a bullet just embedded itself in my other arm? Oh, right.

Seven barrels of Laser Death.
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#106: Aug 21st 2011 at 4:59:39 PM

Hey, Dalex is bleeding out. We finally have our entertainment!

Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#107: Aug 21st 2011 at 5:32:14 PM

-Drinks mead, medical alcohol, wine, beer and cider-

Did I ever tellsh shu the time I...helsphed Hopey andsh his...friends eshcape the zchombie apocol...apoclol...disashter... -Falls over, and gets back up with opinions that make Genghis Khan look like a pacifist-

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#108: Aug 21st 2011 at 5:38:54 PM

Great, Steven's drunk again. I'm not cleaning up after him again. I still have nightmares about last week.

Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#109: Aug 21st 2011 at 5:55:00 PM

-Still ranting- And thast ish why they're cheeky to teschers...bring basck the ca...cane...

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dalexterminate I'm not a monster. from Toronto, ON Since: Feb, 2011
I'm not a monster.
#110: Aug 21st 2011 at 5:55:11 PM

I won't ask. Can I get another few cream cakes? I'm not done pelting the hazmat guys with my arm that still works.

Seven barrels of Laser Death.
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#111: Aug 21st 2011 at 5:59:09 PM

There's some in the back...right behind the mouse droppings.

dalexterminate I'm not a monster. from Toronto, ON Since: Feb, 2011
I'm not a monster.
#112: Aug 21st 2011 at 6:09:12 PM

Good idea! Let's throw rodent droppings at the guards!

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abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#113: Aug 25th 2011 at 8:11:19 PM

Stop throwing things. This is not a clubhouse.

Now using Trivialis handle.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#114: Aug 25th 2011 at 9:11:49 PM

-Comes out from hiding-

But throwing things is fun!

-Goes back-

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
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#115: Aug 25th 2011 at 9:18:14 PM

-Throws pie at Abstract-

HAHA! Now what?

Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#116: Aug 26th 2011 at 5:20:29 AM

-Starts randomly throwing anything he can find.-

AHA HA HA A HA HA A HA AHA HA!!!

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#117: Aug 26th 2011 at 7:33:22 AM

-Passes out-

edited 26th Aug '11 7:33:35 AM by Steventheman

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abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#119: Aug 27th 2011 at 9:21:30 PM

Look at this mess.

This is why we can't have nice things!

Now using Trivialis handle.
Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
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abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#122: Aug 28th 2011 at 6:10:32 PM

What quarantine?

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dalexterminate I'm not a monster. from Toronto, ON Since: Feb, 2011
I'm not a monster.
#123: Aug 28th 2011 at 6:27:18 PM

We've been in quarantine for the last 9001 hours. Y'know, the arson (which I DID NOT DO), the super rabies, the feces...

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abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#124: Aug 28th 2011 at 6:28:59 PM

What are you talking about? We were having a nice conversation in the cafe.

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dalexterminate I'm not a monster. from Toronto, ON Since: Feb, 2011
I'm not a monster.
#125: Aug 28th 2011 at 6:44:13 PM

You're in denial!

Are you being serious? If so, look through the previous four pages

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