Maybe you won something!
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Maybe they misspelt 'band'.
Anyway... I went onto my computer, and it said Windows. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY IN MY ONE-ROOM BEDSIT!
No really, if you type Google into Google it will break the Internet.
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(Already made that one)
I SAW ON TV THAT THE WOMAN BROKE THE INTERNET BOX! ARRRGGHHH!
I AM NOT A TREE
Guys, HOW DO I MAKE TEXT PINK?
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Hey
You have to take your computer apart and get the words out of it. Then you paint them pink and put them back in.
I AM NOT A TREE
HOW DO I MAKE A QUESTION MARK.
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Li'l Shardfinder
Could somebody plz fax me a microsoft???
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I AM NOT A TREE
I have a Microsoft computer!
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Li'l Shardfinder
Is it one of them pentia?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I AM NOT A TREE
No, my computer's a Hetalia.
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
I just upgraded my Windows to 98! It's 91 versions newer! Isn't that great?
Now using Trivialis handle.
Anti Alien robot
I just got a new keyboard but i still can't unlock my files
Maybe you have not upgraded your Windows! What version is it?
Now using Trivialis handle.
I AM NOT A TREE
IT'S WINDOWS A LOT
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Okay, so my mouse is at the left edge of the mat. How do I move the pointer thing further left?
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
OH MY GOD! My laptop went into hibernation! But it's the middle of July!
Harlot
Oh. My god. Why is the q the first letter of the alphabet?
At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.
What's a zip file for? I already have one on my jacket.
I AM NOT A TREE
HOLY CRAP. I'M THE 1 MILLIONTH VISITOR!!!
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
It says I need to get spywares removed, so I did as the program told me to, but now things are worse!
Now using Trivialis handle.
I AM NOT A TREE
Li'l Shardfinder
What's a "Skuzzy Card"? Sounds disgusting!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I AM NOT A TREE
HOW DO I TURN OF CAPS LOCK?
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Take a baton and put on a hat, maybe they'll join you.
At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.