ITT: We're idiots at using computers and the Internet

So, how do I download more memory?

I was told the file is in the computer. I unscrewed the screws and took out all the parts, but I don't see anything!

My computer is so fast, it has memory!

My computer says I've got mail...

But my letter box is still empty!

The instructions say I need a mouse. Isn't that illegal?

You guys heard of My Space?

You know about this Netscape?

Where do I download the internet?

It says I need to set cookies. But where do I put them in?

My computer wants to create a handle. But where do I put that?

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

how do i use the shift key/

OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS!!!!

SO FUNNNY!!

how do i use web/

-sees image of happycat-

oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer

umm, my computer's cupholder broke :<

Oh hey, a cheesy email my grandma sent me! And it has cute puppy clipart! I MUST FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE IN MY ADRESSBOOK.

Hey, guys? Where's the Any key?

Guys, you heard of this new webbrowser? It's called Foxfire.

i dotn'e now wwe to use tat keyborad, cane, yneoen tellm e!

So, HOW COME MY "WIRELESS ROUTER" HAS A CORD? HUH

HUH?!??

Where do I find system32? My computer is feeling slow and some guy in a forum told me too look for it and delete it

My Internet tells me to Refresh.

I took a massage, drank coffee, and the page still won't load.

Duh, you have AOL.

You have to use Netscape.

My desktop's a little cluttered.

So I cleaned out the inside of my tower.