ITT: We Are Our Action Avatars

-THE RIFT-

(He takes out the piece o' paper.)

Bartholomew: I was apparently "Pwned By Ninjas".

edited 8th Apr '12 7:41:50 AM by Etheru

-A sticky note gets slapped onto Bart's forehead. It has "YES YOU WERE" written on it.-

Rhyme: Damn those Ninjas.

-A sticky note gets slapped to Rhyme's forehead, reading "I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT"-

-THE RIFT-

(Bartholomew casually holds his leg out, not in a blatant attempt to trip the ninja, no siree.)

Bartholomew: I'm sorry, can you slap another note on my head?

Rhyme: Well don't steal if you don't want to be dissed.

-The ninja goes to slap a note that says "THERE YA GO" on Bart's forehead, but falls prey to the outstretched leg. A man in a cliche black ninja suit goes hurtling forward, smashing cartoon-style into the ground.-

-THE RIFT-

Bartholomew: @Rhyme: Um, yeah... @Ninja: HAHA! NOT SO NINJANINJANINJA NOW! ARE WE!?!

(He holds his arms in the air in victory.)

edited 8th Apr '12 7:54:29 AM by Etheru

-The ninja gets up, glares at Bart...-

-...and then dashes off, taking Bart's clothes along with him.-

-He would find a note stuck to his forehead reading "LOL PWNED AGAIN BITCH"-

Rhyme: Err... That's awkward...

-THE RIFT-

Bartholomew: ...WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO ME!?!

Cath: *She wakes up then heads into the lobby*

-Bart would find his clothes returned to him with a note printed in flowery lettering reading: "Sorry about my husband. He can be a dick sometimes" followed by a blocky lettering note with "I SORRY" written on it.-

Rhyme: I wonder who is this mysterious ninja?

Cath: *She joins up the group* "Morning everyone!"

-THE RIFT-

(Bartholomew gets his clothes, mumbling, questioning why anyone would like to steal his clothes, due to the incredibly poor and ragged quality of them. Izzy soon arrives, and watches Bartholomew walk off and be incredibly pissy and naked. Izzy wishes to forget that. Jitterbee... Has gone elsewhere, probably somewhere to eat.)

Izzy: ...I don't think I needed to see that. @Cath: Hi.

edited 8th Apr '12 8:05:10 AM by Etheru

Rhyme: Morning Kath. I just saw a naked man that wasn't my boyfriend.

-THE RIFT-

Izzy: @Rhyme: ...Why did you feel the need to say that?

Cath: "Earlier, I noticed some blurrs, a nude man suddenly clothed, what's up with that?"

edited 8th Apr '12 8:10:21 AM by MrKirb

Rhyme: I'm just trying to process it. (@ Cath) Ninjas.

edited 8th Apr '12 8:10:23 AM by RhymeBeat

Cath: "Hey, ninjas don't steal, they sneak behind people then...." *makes a slit throat gestures*

Rhyme: Well this ninja seems to have a sense of humor and low bloodlust.

-THE RIFT-

Izzy: Riiiiiiight... If I were old enough for it, I'd probably just, I dunno, get drunk, drown out my sorrows.

-Raiden comes across the group, twirling his sword in his hand.-

Raiden: "...Someone say something about ninjas?"

Rhyme: Hey there Raiden. And I wouldn't mind some booze right now. (still looks 16)