ITT: We Are Our Action Avatars

Mindy: ...Huh. It's just so hard to imagine. But I guess we've all had some bad choices in boyfriends or girlfriends at one point or another.

...Wait a minute, what in tarnation is a "retcon"?

Deadpool: The ship had crappy architectural acoustics.

And there were a lot more dudes and gals back then.

And they were wayyyyyyyyyyyyy bigger horndogs, man.

@Mindy You know how sometimes you remember things a certain way but reality says "nope nuhuh that's not how it went get it right"?

That's a retcon.

Rally: Oh. ._.

Mindy: ...I can't say that's ever happened to me, actually. ._.

-enters the bar-

Deadpool: Eyup. That's why I hid out in the ammunition room most of the time.

I actually had a bingo sheet for who'd be paired up with who for the week, think I lost it during the transition though.

@Mindy Maybe it did, but you don't remember. Ooooooh. Spooky shit.

Rally: Wow.

Mindy: ...Deadpool, I like ya and all, but you say some pretty crazy things sometimes.

Deadpool: Yep.

They were fun days, at least. Good honest people.

Some...not so good honest people.

But plenty of people if you wanted to go square dancing with!

@Mindy That's how I usually am.

Rally: I'm gonna crash. Night, you two.

-Heads to bed-

Mindy: Heh, guess you got a point there.

Night, Rally.

Deadpool: Night, Rally.

-Finishes drink-

-People-

[Characters are around]

-Well, where are people at Aqua?-

[Daniel is on the couch petting Grimoire, and Lucas is in the training area.]

-Rainbow Dash and Hoxton are both in the medbay, being treated for their injuries-

-The good news is that Dash isn't that badly hurt in the grand scheme of things - four bullets is bad, but given enough time that'll heal right up just fine-

-She is positively fuming with rage, though-

-...The bad news is that Hoxton really got fucked up by that shrapnel blast when Omega died. He's going to be in here a little while... ...and he'll need a new suit-

-This means that, strangely, he's loopy as shit on painkillers-

[Lucas enters the medbay to grab a pint of blood, and notices the others here]

Lucas: [@Dash] What happened to the two of you?

Dash: Don't. Ask.

Hoxton: C'mon over here, lad. I'll tell ya the most blindingly retarded fookin' story you'll ever hear.

-Aura is kinda just watching over her patients-

-Kasumi is working on repairing her armor-

Lucas: ...Lad?

[Daniel gets curious about what Kasumi is doing, and walks over]

Daniel: Hey there...

-XN is down at the vehicle bay taking a snooze in sleep mode-

Hoxton: ...whatever, you get the point.

You wanna hear a bloody story, or not?

-They're both doing fine-

-Considering modern healing tech, Dash should be good to go pretty soon-

-Hoxton might be here a while longer, though-

-Kasumi waves-

-She is near the sleeping XN-

Kasumi: Hey.

-XN comes out of it-

XN: huh? oh hi.