Princess Ymir's knightess
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He's a daddy's boy. That little suck up...
edited 13th Jan '12 11:30:49 PM by kay4today
So a postmodernist walks into a bar.
This is the punchline.
A redhead, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, a talking frog, and a dog walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up at them. What is this, some kind of joke?
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A five dollar bill walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up at him. Sorry, this is a singles-only bar.
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A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at him. Sorry, we don't serve ropes here.
Another rope messes his hair up and walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at him. Sorry, we don't serve ropes here. The rope responds: I'm not a rope. The bartender stares back: You're not?
The rope looks him squarely in the eye: Sorry, I'm afraid not
edited 16th Jan '12 8:51:38 PM by DarkConfidant
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