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Applebloom is the child of Applejack and Big Macintosh.:

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When Applejack was a child, she lived on the farm with her grandmother and Big Macintosh.

Her parents were nowhere to be seen.

Over a decade later, her parents are still nowhere to be seen, and she suddenly has a "little sister".

Judging by the way Applejack speaks, it's obvious she comes from several generations of inbreeding. It probably wouldn't be too out of the ordinary for her family.

And having grown up on a farm, she probably has seen so many animals reproduce that the idea of casual sex doesn't seem to have any problems in her mind.

There. Try and disprove this.

I decided to post this in the WMG forum instead of on the show's WMG page so that I could see someone try to disprove it.

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:00:12 AM by TacoWiz

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 2 Fawriel, Sun, 3rd Jul '11 5:18:36 AM from the bottom of my heart Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay
THE MEEK
*disproves it*
SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
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[up] [Big "NO!"]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/Big "NO!"]
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 4 Perfectlty AB Normal, Sun, 3rd Jul '11 1:00:23 PM from The whirlpool in the sky
This title will be too l
Yes.Yes!YES!!!!
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
Boring.
 6 Ramus, Wed, 6th Jul '11 3:23:55 PM from some computer somwhere.
Lead.
She's adopted.

BAM!
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
^ Now you're adding either dead mothers, unwed mothers (unlikely, considering how "wholesome" equestria seems) or parents unwilling to care for a child to MLP. Is that supposed to be any better than the original WMG?

edited 6th Jul '11 7:17:26 PM by randomguy123

It's all a conspiracy.
Judging by the way Applejack speaks, it's obvious she comes from several generations of inbreeding.

DUDE! It's an ACCENT!
Current project: Cleaning up the Chrono Crusade examples one at a time. God help me.
 9 Random Chaos, Wed, 13th Jul '11 11:59:09 PM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
This is a show for little girls. Pony babies probbly get dropped off by the stork.
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
 10 Vox, Fri, 15th Jul '11 9:33:02 AM from Red Clydeside
Pathological Monster
[up] No, I'm pretty sure Lauren Faust stated that ponies reproduce in the "normal mammalian manner".
 11 Tzetze, Fri, 15th Jul '11 10:15:51 AM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Mammals don't get dropped off by the stork?
 12 Random Chaos, Sun, 17th Jul '11 5:02:00 AM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
Apple Jack is a lesbian. There we go that means Apple Bloom's dad is Rarity.
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
Okay, whether gays/lesbians can be married and raise families in Equestria or not, it's still biologically impossible for two females to create a baby together. So that leaves us a few options. One: Gender Bender magic (and in that case, who gets "bent"?). Two: Advanced medicine, biology and technology beyond what we've seen so far in the show (ignoring the weather machines) and they find a willing donor. Three, one of them has sex with someone who isn't the other partner in the relationship but the other person doesn't mind and helps raise the child. In those last two cases, who's the father? This thread assumes the answer is Big Macintosh.
 14 Random Chaos, Mon, 18th Jul '11 10:13:33 AM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
[up] well of corse they have lesbin fertility on the show.
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
What evidence can you provide?
 16 Ramus, Tue, 19th Jul '11 8:40:43 AM from some computer somwhere.
Lead.
Would a fan fiction source count?
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
I actually do agree that Applejack is most Likly Applebloom's mother however that does not make Big Macintosh the father, I have seen many cases where the older brothers of unwed mothers become a sort of father figure, that doesn't make him the father. I also don't find it strange that they call her sister so she can have a bit more normal life.
 
 18 Random Chaos, Wed, 20th Jul '11 12:37:46 PM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
[up]Rarity is the mother, but yes I agree.

edited 20th Jul '11 12:38:05 PM by RandomChaos

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PENGUIN?
 
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
He explodes!
Second banana
So that's what happened to Charlatan.
"Doorknobs: not actually that long a period of historical significance."
I remember bringing up on one of the MLP pages the tradition of naming horses after the parents with their official "last name" being "By (sire's name) Out Of (dam's name). I started thinking about what would happen if some of the ponies mated and what they'd name their foals. If Rarity and Blueblood had foals, they might name them after blue gemstones like Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli or Aquamarine. If Rainbow Dash and Braeburn had foals they might be named Rain O Fire, Dash Burn or Apple Drop. If Fluttershy and Big Macintosh had foals they might be named Fruit Fly, Monarch or Alley Apple. (After the only apple that can fly!)
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
 23 Random Chaos, Mon, 1st Aug '11 12:38:59 AM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
Rarity will not hook up with blueblood and those Fluttertosh names scuck.
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Yeah, "Fruit Fly" does kinda suck. And Alley Apple calls for too much thinking. I still think I like the name Monarch.
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
 25 Random Chaos, Sat, 6th Aug '11 5:05:44 PM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
If Ditzy Doo somehow had a daughter with Carrot Top her name would be Muffin Top.
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
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