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NewGeekPhilosopher Wizard Basement from Sydney, Australia Since: Jul, 2009
Wizard Basement
#1: Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:30:44 AM

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/a-curse-on-both-houses-20110601-1fgkm.html

And yes, I was so outraged I DID just quote James Rolfe, the Angriest Gamer You Ever Heard.

$240 dollar fines for swearing in Victoria, Australia. Would I expect anything less than the "Victorian Police"? What, do they have MONOCLES they drop now?

Excuse me while I become the Scarface of swear word smuggling in this profanity prohibition. Victoria man, this whole town's a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.

Hell Hasn't Earned My Tears
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#2: Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:33:27 AM

The FUCKING HELL is wrong with these DAMN FUCKERS?!

But seriously, overkill much?

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Buscemi I Am The Walrus from a log cabin Since: Jul, 2010
I Am The Walrus
#3: Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:37:34 AM

Fuck, shit, ass and tits!

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Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#4: Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:38:00 AM

Cunt.

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
feotakahari Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer from Looking out at the city Since: Sep, 2009
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
#5: Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:50:20 AM

Amusing comment from the linked article, though I have no idea whether it's accurate:

It's merely part of attempts by the Baillieu government to appear tough on anti-social behaviour, without tackling the real problems of binge-drinking, lest they annoy the liquor lobby, who make far too much to allow the tap to be turned off.

edited 2nd Jun '11 12:50:41 AM by feotakahari

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MadassAlex I am vexed! from the Middle Ages. Since: Jan, 2001
I am vexed!
#6: Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:55:48 AM

This is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

But, as mentioned, who expects anything else of the Victorian Police? They've got a high complaint rate from civilians and have a particularly dark perspective on vigilanteism. Plus, it is often inhibitively difficult to acquire adequate means of self-defense. They don't want people to be capable of solving their own problems and then prove themselves inadequate as a police force.

Choose one, for fuck's sake. I don't care which. And now they can suck cash out of civilians for swearing. Good fucking grief.

It seems gun related crime is on the rise as of late, too. If the Victorian Police don't control this sort of thing and then enforce something as stupid as a swearing ban, then it becomes clear to me that they are not a civilian protection service but a coercive government tool.

^ I wouldn't doubt it.

edited 2nd Jun '11 12:56:31 AM by MadassAlex

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nzm1536 from Poland Since: May, 2011
#7: Jun 2nd 2011 at 1:05:24 AM

Now this is what I call some fucked up shitty legilsation.

"Take your (...) hippy dream world, I'll take reality and earning my happiness with my own efforts" - Barkey
AirofMystery Since: Jan, 2001
#8: Jun 2nd 2011 at 1:22:55 AM

The obvious solution is to swear in languages other then English.

他妈的!

Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#9: Jun 2nd 2011 at 3:36:34 AM

God damn can the Aussie government be stupid as shit sometimes. Moral Guardians out the wing wang and no guns?

At least in America you pick one or the other for the most part :P

AllanAssiduity Since: Dec, 1969
#10: Jun 2nd 2011 at 4:16:21 AM

It saddens me that so many took the low-hanging fruit as far as jokes about this topic were concerned.

This seems trivial, if the Victorian police have bigger problems. I can see the benefits of inducing an anti-swearing law, but not one so hefty or, indeed, so inane.

SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
#11: Jun 2nd 2011 at 4:34:45 AM

Aussies don't have no free speech, I take it?

This law is outrageous! The guys who drafted it should be whipped to death in public.

Whenever politicians try to punish people for saying whatever the Hell they want to say, they should be put in stocks and whipped with barbed wire.

edited 2nd Jun '11 4:35:34 AM by SavageHeathen

You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
silver2195 Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Jun 2nd 2011 at 5:34:40 AM

they should be put in stocks and whipped with barbed wire.

No, they shouldn't.

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RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
scratching at .8, just hopin'
#13: Jun 2nd 2011 at 5:36:27 AM

Air of Mystery's solution is BRILLIANT. *finds some Victorian legislators* Come mierda y mueres, hijos de puta!

Share it so that people can get into this conversation, 'cause we're not the only ones who think like this.
TheBatPencil from Glasgow, Scotland Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#14: Jun 2nd 2011 at 5:41:42 AM

So how do they define "swearing", anyway?

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
AllanAssiduity Since: Dec, 1969
#15: Jun 2nd 2011 at 6:40:06 AM

^ Foul words which are unspeakable in civilised conversation?

Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#16: Jun 2nd 2011 at 6:53:14 AM

This law is outrageous! The guys who drafted it should be whipped to death in public.

Whoa dude, just whoa. I think this law is outrageous too, but I think the guys who drafted it shouldn't have anything to do with government, politics, or law, I don't think they should be killed or tortured for it. Torture is only the answer to a few things, not most things.

Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#17: Jun 2nd 2011 at 7:01:28 AM

Aussies don't have no free speech, I take it?

Victoria actually does have a bill of rights, called the Victorian Charter of Human Rights and Responsibilities. Freedom of expression is protected, in theory, but parliament can ignore it under certain circumstances. I'm not sure if swearing is even covered by this, though.

Nationwide we have an implied right to freedom of political communication, which is the closest thing we have to freedom of speech. Very few rights are protected by the constitution - it's mostly done via legislation because of how annoying and difficult it is to actually change the constitution, and civil rights weren't really a big priority when they drew the thing up.

AirofMystery Since: Jan, 2001
#18: Jun 2nd 2011 at 7:02:23 AM

[up]Radical Taoist:

I have genuinely never heard that said before.

Uh...temet futue ipsum?

NewGeekPhilosopher Wizard Basement from Sydney, Australia Since: Jul, 2009
Wizard Basement
#19: Jun 2nd 2011 at 7:02:25 AM

I reckon they should be mildly whipped with a wet towel.

Or booted with the giant boot from The Simpsons Australia episode as an ironic punishment for being unrepresentative of our nation.

Hell Hasn't Earned My Tears
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#20: Jun 2nd 2011 at 7:31:21 AM

inb4 the Australians hold a protest where they all curse at the people pushing the law

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
#21: Jun 2nd 2011 at 7:49:34 AM

@Barkey: Conspiring to abolish or abridge the freedoms of the public should be one of those things.

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Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#22: Jun 2nd 2011 at 7:57:27 AM

You gotta take a step back bro, it's not some big conspiracy, it's a few morons who think cursing is damaging to the fabric of society. They are idiots, yes, but death or torture is disproportionate retribution to the max.

annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#23: Jun 2nd 2011 at 8:02:53 AM

What a load of lant and shite.

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Drakyndra Her with the hat from Somewhere Since: Jan, 2001
Her with the hat
#24: Jun 2nd 2011 at 8:05:09 AM

@Wicked: I've already seen one advertised on Facebook.

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Astrosimi Astronomically Awesome from God's Waiting Room Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
Astronomically Awesome
#25: Jun 2nd 2011 at 8:07:36 AM

@savage - I'm with Barkey on this. I agree the law is stupid as all hell, but it's not like they're killing civilians or actually preventing you from expressing your opinions (because free speech =/= cursing). Hell, whipped to death with barbed wire is barbaric for any crime, really. I thought the point was to be better than them.How the fuck can you complain about the moral ambiguity of a swear fine when you're calling for lynchings?

edited 2nd Jun '11 8:08:37 AM by Astrosimi


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