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Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#1: May 19th 2011 at 5:50:01 PM

I'm starting to think we are out nutmbered by bisexuals alone. Any man of able body report here ASAP.

edited 29th Aug '11 7:48:07 PM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#2: May 19th 2011 at 5:50:21 PM

Why do they have to be men?

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
sirnoob Smárling Lendrmaðsson Since: Jan, 2011
Smárling Lendrmaðsson
#3: May 19th 2011 at 5:50:42 PM

[Here]

[up] Good question.

edited 19th May '11 5:51:07 PM by sirnoob

"badass" doesn't anything in after used end fail be fine.
Bellacide trigger warning: bitch from Texashire Since: Apr, 2012
trigger warning: bitch
#4: May 19th 2011 at 5:51:05 PM

(crickets chirping)

tongue

edited 19th May '11 5:51:26 PM by Bellacide

bye
Deathonabun Bunny from the bedroom Since: Jan, 2001
Bunny
#5: May 19th 2011 at 5:51:48 PM

If you narrow it to male, then fuck yes you're going to be outnumbered.

*WARNING: NOT STRAIGHT. JUST OFFERING MY TWO CENTS.*

One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#6: May 19th 2011 at 5:52:04 PM

@Bella, Lolipod: Hey! No Girls Allowed!

Edit: How is that not a trope yet?

edited 19th May '11 5:52:37 PM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Tidal_Wave_17 Since: Sep, 2009
#7: May 19th 2011 at 5:53:56 PM

Huh. I saw this title and expected this thread to have been made by Kino.

UnobtainableCheese All Of The Lights from Dallas, Texas Since: Jan, 2010
All Of The Lights
#8: May 19th 2011 at 5:54:18 PM

Male? Yes. Straight? Yes. Able bodied? No idea.

Yes We Did. Dallas Mavericks — 2011 NBA Champions
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#9: May 19th 2011 at 5:56:14 PM

@Tidal Wave 17: Well, we do agree on some stuff.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#10: May 19th 2011 at 5:56:50 PM

Reporting. And we are the holdouts against this forum becoming a CLAMP manga

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#11: May 19th 2011 at 5:58:24 PM

I'm a dude.

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#12: May 19th 2011 at 6:01:37 PM

Here I am! Heteronormative as all get out.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#13: May 19th 2011 at 6:01:37 PM

@Lolipod: Sorry man. For some reason I wasn't sure. You're getting married right? To a woman I presume. I have to ask, this is TV Tropes.

edited 19th May '11 6:06:10 PM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Zizoz Since: Feb, 2010
#14: May 19th 2011 at 6:04:32 PM

I'd be surprised if he were getting married; he's pretty young IIRC...

Anyway, I'm a straight male, so I might as well post.

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#17: May 19th 2011 at 6:06:25 PM

I was expecting you, Mark. Now for a couple other big names to come.

edited 19th May '11 6:06:49 PM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#18: May 19th 2011 at 6:08:51 PM

You can't fight the Noodle People empire!

Ah blast that all-female mangaka group to perdition! evil grin

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#19: May 19th 2011 at 6:11:43 PM

Reporting in, sirs!

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#20: May 19th 2011 at 6:11:59 PM

I'm a horrible troper, I don't like anime and I'm straight, male, and upper class. I also don't have too many issues worth talking about.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

Is it politics?

NO, THEY'RE MILD!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#21: May 19th 2011 at 6:12:22 PM

You're getting married right?
I'm fifteen.

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#22: May 19th 2011 at 6:14:38 PM

Fuckfuckfuck I have to stop getting mixed up.

@Hungry: Same here.

edited 19th May '11 6:15:15 PM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#23: May 19th 2011 at 6:16:24 PM

Present.

Or absent; not enough caffeine in my bloodstream to stay awake and stuff.

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#24: May 19th 2011 at 6:17:22 PM

*Platonic-being-average-in-the-real-world-and-a-minority-around-here-fist-bump.*

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#25: May 19th 2011 at 6:17:41 PM

I'm a horrible troper, I don't like anime and I'm straight, male, and upper class. I also don't have too many issues worth talking about.

Except for our disagreements on kicking ass, we're in the same boat.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.

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