Li'l Shardfinder
(why does this remind me of Secret of Mana...?)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
You! -Points at Fuzy- Will you dare enter? Only a dollar per person...
I'll bite...
Are we supposed to be performers? Audience Members? Either? Both?
edited 13th May '11 3:24:39 PM by Braincogs
Both, if you choose.
Good! Wonderful! Now, just pay up and you may enter...
blase .
(Gives OP $10 Canadian for admission.)
That goes for a hefty nickel these days.
watching down on us
 | -complains about inhumane treatment in Proto-Nordic- |
edited 13th May '11 5:31:10 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
-To annebeeche- Is there a problem...?
Flying poptart cat!
-is getting ready to to go out on stage-
This is going to be awful...
-puts on 6 sleeved dress-
Ready to go up.
I'm queen and I'm back.
-To Littlequeen- Hurry up. They're starting to get restless.
Oh damn it. I'm honestly uncomfortable around places like these, but at least I'm outside of these changes instead of the other choice.... -buys ticket-
Deer
Ladies and gentlemen, not all of our performers are quite ready, however, until they are, may I present "Littlequeen, the Six Armed Mistress"!
Flying poptart cat!
-enters stage and holds out 6 arms-
Hi!
edited 13th May '11 7:04:40 PM by Littlequeen
I'm queen and I'm back.
-finds an not so sticky seat to sit on-
Well, at least she seems upbeat about her situation. I on the other hand, would rather avoid that life.
-covers face with hoodie-
Deer
Jamais vu
-buys ticket-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Littlequeen, I know the audience must be curious! Tell them a little something about yourself!
Flying poptart cat!
I am Queen. I was born on march 17. I was born with six arms and I can control them. I got abandoned by my family and lived here for 10 years because they said I had no hope for a normal life.
I'm queen and I'm back.
Ah, yes, but you have made a life for yourself, haven't you? As a star of the stage!
...
Honestly, the way the ringleader talks so casually about the tragic past of someone with a birth defect is going to make me vomit....
Deer
>:C
I see we have a talker in the audience.
-Looks at Tatsumar- Would you like to come up and meet Littlequeen for yourself, then? She doesn't bite... MUCH.
-pulls down at the hoodie, at least enough to cover the eyes-
.... Yes sir....
-walks down to the stage carefully, eyeing the floor-
.. Hello, Miss. I'm pleased to meet you.
Deer
Flying poptart cat!
Hi lady! Why are you down here?
edited 13th May '11 8:18:18 PM by Littlequeen
I'm queen and I'm back.
Erm... I'm not the kinda person to go by "lady", but I shouldn't scold you.
Apparently the ringmaster think that he's punishing me by making me get close to you. I don't mind really, though. Are you okay with this job?
Deer
Flying poptart cat!
Well yeah. I feel loved by the ring master. He takes really great care of me and is always nice to me.
edited 14th May '11 8:19:32 AM by Littlequeen
I'm queen and I'm back.
Of course I do! -Laughs merrily- I take good care of all my "children"!
Come, one and all!
Come and see, these poor children of the earth, bodies too weak to carry themselves!
Be amazed! Be horrified! Be heart broken!
I am the Freakshow Leader! See all the wonders I have met along my travels all over the world!
If you find yourself too terror stricken, or torn with grief, then just tell yourself, "its only a show!"
Do not pay any attention to their cries of pain! They are only hamming it up for the audience!
Will you pay to see...?
edited 13th May '11 7:26:15 AM by Tidal_Wave_17