Our avatars are stoned.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012

#126: Mar 18th 2015 at 7:48:07 AM

KNOW THAT, I FOUGHT FOR WHAT WAS RIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY

I AM THE HERO AMERICA NEEDS

TOSS THY STONES, 'NAVS

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual

OH YES!!

#127: Mar 19th 2015 at 7:41:40 AM

We do not toss those turned to stone.

Yet. One is required for my success. Then I kill her.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#128: Mar 19th 2015 at 7:58:06 AM

Ugh. You guys talking is really killing my buzz.

Yeah, now shut up before I slap a bitch! -Smokes another blunt-

"We be we baby!"

not_illuminati from somewhere hot Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

#129: Mar 19th 2015 at 11:02:15 AM

How did they know what time it was when they made the first clock?

edited 19th Mar '15 11:02:27 AM by not_illuminati

Oh god no

FracturedMancer Since: Sep, 2014

#130: Mar 19th 2015 at 8:16:49 PM

["Aww....craaaaaaaaap. I'm going to get killed when Kain realizes I'm smoking this stuff in here...."]

Shippudentimes Since: Dec, 2012

#131: Feb 18th 2016 at 6:35:46 PM

sniffs

Hmm, interesting taste, fascinating scent, but I don't see any hallucinogenic eff-

coughs, cloud of weed blows back in face

WE-cough-AAAAUUUGH!

CAPTAIN!

airy, wheezy laugh

I'm feeling some 'really ILLOGICAL' effects here, man! I can taste all colors of the 'bow, man! I'm freaking out a little here, meng! I feel...

I feel...

I feel as though I want to SING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

edited 18th Feb '16 6:36:06 PM by Shippudentimes

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arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015

PINNACLE OF MAN

#132: Feb 19th 2016 at 2:57:56 AM

Maou sniffs a drug.

Bitch, I'm fabulous. And- and why the heck my soldiers don't look like me? It's- It's kinda weird, dude. And you Earthlings look really, really hot! Especially that little shit Ken! He's a killin' bastard in a skin-tight suit!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

n3rd_d4sh plant from Parts Unknown Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'

plant

#133: Oct 25th 2017 at 2:57:50 PM

W-Whoa, heh...N-now I know how Adult Swim feels. *giggle

edited 25th Oct '17 2:58:09 PM by n3rd_d4sh

" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"

MovieReference Jester of the Birbal Court from The Backyard Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!

Jester of the Birbal Court

#134: Oct 25th 2017 at 3:18:19 PM

How do I even see thru this lampshade

The Prodigal Son returns.

Lymantria Tyrannoraptoran Reptiliomorph from Toronto Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.

Tyrannoraptoran Reptiliomorph

#135: Oct 25th 2017 at 4:53:39 PM

Whaaaaaa!

Join the Five-Man Band cleanup project!

lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

Fly Air Madeline

#136: Oct 25th 2017 at 6:31:20 PM

Mafia was wondering... are we, like, even real? Maybe Mafia just bits in some lighthearted throwback 3D platformer, and Mafia don't even know it.

Man, it's like I'm wearing the Time Stop Hat, except, like, time doesn't even slow down.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou

#137: Oct 26th 2017 at 5:08:12 AM

Whoaaaaaa... what's UP with the world around me... this is like that one Yoshi's Island level... did I touch one of those Fuzzies again, ahaha...

"Leftover items still have value!"

arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015

PINNACLE OF MAN

#138: Oct 26th 2017 at 12:48:08 PM

Fat Cat lies in a pile of catnip, sometimes waking up to shout random banter at nonexistent rodents for a few seconds.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

clemont107 Fairy-type Iris from Some magical forest in Unova (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

Fairy-type Iris

#139: May 12th 2022 at 12:42:18 PM

"Whoah, Morpeko! You look soo coooool! You're so funny looking!"

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible

#140: May 12th 2022 at 2:57:10 PM

how do we even hop.. when we have no legs... how do we even hold items... when we have no hands... how do we breathe.. when we have no room for lungs...