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pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#1: Apr 28th 2011 at 2:20:40 PM

Anyone here live in that region of the country?

Some pretty crappy weather they've been getting slammed with.

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LoveHappiness Nihilist Hippie Since: Dec, 2010
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#2: Apr 28th 2011 at 2:21:47 PM

Yep. The weather's not too bad though. Just light rain now.

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pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#3: Apr 28th 2011 at 2:22:43 PM

You guys doing okay there?

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#4: Apr 28th 2011 at 2:25:58 PM

I used to live there. Does that count?

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breadloaf Since: Oct, 2010
#5: Apr 28th 2011 at 2:44:26 PM

How well do basements protect against that kind of damage?

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#6: Apr 28th 2011 at 3:41:40 PM

Depends on how strong the storm is, and if there's any flooding or heavy rains involved.

A flooded basement might keep you from getting torn apart by the wind, but won't do anything to keep you from frying when the wind knocks a power line into the water, for example. There's also been cases of debris getting knocked into basements and killing or trapping people.

But on average, a basement is far better than being above surface. Failing that, an interior room with no windows is your best bet.

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#7: Apr 28th 2011 at 5:48:32 PM

^ Interior bathroom bathtub. Usually bolted to the floor so not easy to cart off via wind, and it has walls surrounding it so it protects from lateral winds and debris.

Ideally however you want a tornado shelter like you see in the movie Twister. (Those actually exist and are extremely common on the Great Plains. I've seen several of them myself near the town of Lamar in Colorado.)

blueharp Since: Dec, 1969
#8: Apr 28th 2011 at 6:01:34 PM

Failing the bathroom, pick a closet on the inside of the house. Failing that...get under your bed. Failing that...damn, get a new house or something.

SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#9: Apr 28th 2011 at 6:04:56 PM

I was considering making this thread myself.

I do not live there, but do have a question—does the size of a tornado's funnel have much influence on how damaging it is?

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blueharp Since: Dec, 1969
#10: Apr 28th 2011 at 6:16:46 PM

I don't think so, I believe it can go either way, as Tornadoes can come in a variety of configurations.

MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#11: Apr 28th 2011 at 6:38:05 PM

^^ The rule of thumb is the wider the tornado the stronger the wind.

SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#12: Apr 29th 2011 at 2:45:24 AM

Ah, that makes sense to me; I may suck at climatology, but I am interested and have read a little, especially about hazards. I guess the big wedge tornadoes don't look like dusty eldritch abominations for nothing.

edited 29th Apr '11 2:45:47 AM by SPACETRAVEL

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MurkyMuse Magical Girl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#13: Apr 29th 2011 at 6:27:04 AM

Don't live there but I am going there specifically to stormchase in a few weeks. Though the weather where I live has given Tornado Alley a run for its money this spring. Dixie Alley at its finest/worst.

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#14: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:20:57 PM

We had quite a few tornadoes here in the Midwest (Minnesota and North Dakota mainly) last year that wiped out a good third of the town of Wadena, Minnesota, along with its high school. No one got killed in town, but 3 people got killed elsewhere in Minnesota.

My heart goes out to those of you in the Southeast.

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#15: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:27:38 PM

I live in tornadoe alley. Doing ok. No Nadoes in my state just yet.

Who watches the watchmen?
chihuahua0 Since: Jul, 2010
#16: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:31:06 PM

I live in the Midwest. Although I hadn't been really near one, some of my family members had close calls. One was actually caught in the tornado (but not in the vortex) while another one had a tornado graze the top of her neighborhood.

FFShinra Since: Jan, 2001
#17: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:51:20 PM

Living in Macon. Got lot of warnings. Nothing happened. Unfortunately, where I live is RIGHT BESIDE THE TORNADO ALARM and thus I wanted to destroy it. With a bb gun. Or perhaps a MOAB. You must understand my hate when the thing makes a deafening sound thirty feet away.

frog753 Non-Action Guy from CT and/or MA Since: Jul, 2009
#18: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:15:01 PM

[up]Being somewhat of a recovered siren nerd (yes, we exist) and previously having spent about as much time on what is most likely the internet's only siren forum as I do here before I discovered this place...your statement still makes part of me cringe slightly. And want to know what kind of siren it is.

But never mind that. tongue It sucks that you have to live that close to it. But you would concede that it's still better to have than to not, right?

edited 29th Apr '11 10:15:15 PM by frog753

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Aprilla Since: Aug, 2010
#19: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:45:55 PM

Central Arkansas looks like crap right now, but it's not as bad as, say Katrina. Vilonia was hit particularly hard, and I could hear the warning sirens going off for about two hours or so. Apparently, we have a third set of storms coming in next week.

Buscemi I Am The Walrus from a log cabin Since: Jul, 2010
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#20: Apr 29th 2011 at 11:07:20 PM

There's been some flooding over here and of course, Lambert Field three hours away got hit by a tornado. But today it was nice out.

The weather can be completely and utterly psychotic here (some years, there will be a really bad snow or ice storm and then a few months later the temperature will be in the triple digits).

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thebionicmommy Since: Dec, 1969
#21: Sep 14th 2011 at 5:00:14 PM

Okay, I have to defend the tornado sirens. I know they can be aggravating, but they saved my life on May 22. I'm in Joplin, and we were slammed by an EF 5. I had no idea there was going to be any trouble until the sirens sounded. Then I turned on the TV to verify the threat. The cable went out, the power went out, and then we heard the roar. We got in our basement, hunkered down in a closet, and survived. We never saw a funnel cloud, because it was so wide it looked like a black wall or cloud and it was obscured by rain. I'd rather have a 100 false alarms than not be warned of what happened that night.

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#22: Sep 14th 2011 at 5:17:02 PM

I'm in Omaha, which is in Tornado Alley, and I've never seen a tornado, though our weather is pretty intense in most of the other ways.

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