Destroying
This is a legion of doom meeting. Evil is what we do. On the subject of evil I've developed a new plan to blow up the heads of all the world leaders with my voice. What do you think of that Professor Von Crazyface?
whoever is reading this hello
The thing with the red gold crown.
We need more machine horses. What do you think Scar Face?
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Philosopher, you're still not getting it. Skipping your post.
Hee hee hee! I say we dip their faces into acid! Then they can have beautiful faces just like me! Hahahaha! This is so much fun, huh Defenestrator?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
I think to give them a truly divine "make-over" we should toss them through the highest windows in the most famous skyscrapers in all the world!
Think of all the broken glass! EVERYWHERE! You could pick up the shards, right OCDetonator?
You act like the supervillain that the previous poster mentions at the end of their post.
edited 4th May '11 5:24:49 PM by Braincogs
Jamais vu
Neat rows...Neat rows....Neat rows...
Neat rows, Robocow?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
watching down on us
Moooo!*
Moooooo?*
edited 4th May '11 5:17:41 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Yes. I've prescribed him 4 hours of boardgames every day and see to it that he follows through.
Unholygram even helps me with his hallucinations. That is to say, he gives him hallucinations. It's given me lot's of data on how one being forced to play boardgames affects the psyche while one is hallucinating.
edited 5th May '11 5:42:21 AM by Braincogs
Voted best hair
I do. And using my new invention, I can keep him in the hallucination for even longer than before! My understudy, The Evil Tickler, could tell you how it works.
What a beautiful Duwang!
Jamais vu
TICKLES!
TICKLES? *
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
watching down on us
Yes, but I'm going to need more rope.
Ropemaster, surely you have some rope for me to borrow?
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Voted best hair
I had some, but I used half of it at a rodeo and I think Sadistic Santa stole the other half.
What a beautiful Duwang!
Jamais vu
I need it to give little Johnny a present.
Isn't that right, Johnny?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
watching down on us
Why thank you. It's not quite as good as a sack of testicles, though.
Morgue-worker, do you have Tommy's left testicle yet?
edited 5th May '11 5:33:01 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Destroying
Sorry I lost it during the blood orgy last week. Hey, depravity man, want to come to my next blood orgy?
whoever is reading this hello
...
Even I, Depravity Man, do not wish to know what that would entail.
Mind Hammer, can you share one of your thoughts to distract me?
edited 9th May '11 2:18:52 PM by Braincogs
"The following statement is a lie. The previous statement is true."
"Say, Definitely Not Captain Goodguy, your Beard of Evil is crooked."
That "killing all of the world leaders" plan sounds very evil. EVIL ENOUGH TO MAKE ME HAPPY WITH ITS EVILNESS!!!
But I wonder if there are any weak points in the plan that could be used to foil it in a most TRIUMPHANT manner by Captain Goodguy! And if there aren't, maybe we could put some in.
Say, Motormouth, do you have the GPS co-ordinates for this meeting? I'll keep it secret because it would be terrible if there was a spy in this meeting that was planning on sending the co-ordinates to the Paragon League so that they could come in here and bust us.
Voted best hair
GPS co-ordinates? Yes, I have them! With them, you can figure outwhereareandwhenweknowthatwecanknowwhereweshouldn'ttellthegoodguyswherewearebecausethisisanevilmeetingandthey'renotevilsothey'renotinvitedandstuff!
Asthma Man, could you get me a glass of water?
edited 9th May '11 7:38:29 PM by megamagikarp
What a beautiful Duwang!
One just might
Get your (gasp) water yourself. I'm (gasp) busy making (gasp) plan to (gasp) gas the (gasp city). Maybe (gasp) Lord Necros would like to do that.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
... I can't promise it won't be laced with the collective vitriol of the hundred thousand damned souls that I called up this morning from the farthest recesses of Hades , but all right.
Dr. Nitpicks, save my seat while I'm away or that vitriolic water's going straight down your throat instead.
edited 9th May '11 8:11:43 PM by MsieurLapin
One just might
Only if you push the chair and have the back of the chair line up perfectly with the edge of the table with a distance of 2cm. First thing first. We must make everyone park their vehicles park exactly at the middle of the space. Any deviation is not allowed. Everyone must store their stuffs with with the front faces forward, do you understand the feeling of opening the fridge and have the nutritional content staring back at you. I have this whole roomful of list that everyone must comply, the world will be neater and I will be happier. What do you think about this, Dire Procrastinator?
edited 9th May '11 8:44:06 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Eh. I thought about writing a report on it, but I think it can wait.
...Oh, uh, maybe the Wizard of Odd can cover me on this one.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
I agreeeeee entirely! We'll follow the Yellow Brick Road made of beees!
- dances*
94. Grandmaster of Shark
^^
Too oderly. Instead why should change the population of every major world city into talking paperclips that dace the Makarena.
Do you agree with me, Potatodevil?
Read the first post, Philosopher. Or don't participate. Choose one.
Yeah, I agree! Wait, what did I just agree to? Whatever! As long as it's evil!
Isn't that right, Iron Maiden?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!