Control my life

I fly to "Area 51" as you suggested, then crash into the ground near a steel rail. Reporting extreme pain in cranial area. Twenty green and brown humans carrying large junks run over to me. A large human points his junk at my head and asks "and what are you doing here?"

Belch loudly in his face, then sing off-key.

Use telekinesis on them.

Slap him in the face with the dead man's abdominal finger.

Claim to be his ally, offering him the abdominal finger as a sign of friendship. Offer to trade it for his junk.

I burp and sing off-key. Telekinesis unsuccessful. Offer to trade abdominal finger for his junk by forcing it into his face. Human spits it out and tells the other green humans to "take him to the alien holding pens".

Eat his hair.

Tell them you need to remove you're liquid waste.

Boast about having slain Caesar.

Pick the abdominal finger up and wipe it on the human's cloth covering. It is a sign of respect.

I tell them, "I, THE CAESAR-SLAYER, SHALL STAND UP TO SUCH FILTH! ALLOW ME TO REMOVE MY LIQUID WASTE AT ONCE!" They comply, and I respond by eating the leading green human's hair. He pushes me away, so I try to appease him by rubbing the abdominal finger on his clothing. He responds by attacking my knees with his junk. Reporting loss of motion.

Play dead.

I close my eyes and pretend to be dead. The large green human says, "Huh. Didn't mean to kill him. Ah well, take him for dissection." They open the door of the building and place me on a metal table, then leave, saying, "Doctor'll be here in 30 seconds."

>Get up and move each of your legs opposite of it's side high in the air at a regular period of 1 second when the "doctor" comes in

Hum a lullaby.

This "doctor" will surely be carrying some bladed item, perhaps a different mutation of the "junk", and will no doubt intend to cut you open. To avoid further reports of pain, I suggest grabbing it when he comes close and stabbing him as many times as possible.

I move my legs in the suggested motion while humming the traditional Qwertyu'iop lullaby "Rape, Pillage and Murder". The "doctor" - another small human with transparent circular eyes - makes a strange high-pitched vocalisation and runs away, allowing me to push him into the floor, steal his mutant junk and stab him with it Added to the death toll - Area 51 doctor. A red light flashes on the wall and a female human voice says, "Area lockdown. Alien hostage escaping. Please capture alive and take to pens."

Skin the doctor and wear the skin to disguise yourself. Then make your way to the hanger where they have non human ships.

While on your way to the hangar, be sure to keep pointing behind you and shouting "He's that way!" whenever you see somebody. Oh, and wear the doctor's clothes along with his skin.

Gee, wasn't the original purpose of this basically a sneaking mission? You've been effective, really you have, but in a different manner than the mission outline. Oh well.

But that's the cool thing about it.

Wear the doctor's skeleton and organs along with his skin and clothes.

Real mission - study human culture and find a weak point. What actually happened - killing. And yes, that is the whole point.

I place the doctor's skin, bones, organs and clothes on myself. I think it is a convincing disguise. I run down the corridor and shout "he's down there!" One says, "Geez, Jim, what did he do to you? I'll get him!" It appears that my name is Jim. I exit the building. Nobody is outside. There is a large green mechanical beast with a long neck standing nearby.

Pull the mechanical creature's neck.

I pull the creature's neck. Mechanical beasts noted as being exceptionally resistant and territorial, and able to attack with the use of explosive vomit. Reporting extreme pain everywhere. I decide to attack it by jumping inside it. There are many buttons and levers.

Push/pull all of them.

Try to set the other aliens free so they might earn you're respect and be you're minions.