What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Publix (a supermarket chain in the southern US). I go there all the time, adbot. You got something right for once.

So I reported every single ad and in the comments I was cursing at the adbot and now I have zero ads. Excellent

Adbot, I'm not interested in the Sword Art Online movie. I dropped the anime ages ago because it was shit.

Adbot, do you expect me to go to the upcoming Comic Con in Salt Lake City? That's way too far for me, thank you very much.

Laundry services and apparently "Wisconsin's best paintball park." Eh, I'll take one out of the two.

Trip to Japan, woo!

(The boyfriend and I are planning a trip for our five-year wedding anniversary, which will require us to get married first, so I'm planning out how to do that on the cheap...but have not googled Japan trips recently. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Adserver, I already have and use a PayPal account.

And while I like fashion and clothing, I don't wear short-shorts romper things. Or at least I haven't worn rompers after my age hit double digits.

I don't need a lawyer, Adbot! Edit: It looks like that ad is actually for a law college, not a law firm. Still, if I wanted to attend law school, I wouldn't choose one based on banner ads.

edited 15th Mar '17 7:09:32 AM by PegasusKnightmare

Adbot, I don't want any alcoholic beverages!

Adserver, I know I pop into Pixiv from time to time, but that doesn't mean you can give me ads in Japanese.

I'm still getting the Spanish ads.

Give them to me and I'll drink them for you!

I do not want to get boosted in the League Of Legends. In fact, I'm offended by your offer, adserver >_<

Birth control? I'll keep that in mind...

I once got a You Tube ad for birth control, directly followed by an ad for baby wipes.

Hey adserver, don't count on me to be your girlfriend - I'm not your type.

Amazon adbot quit selling me sports bras!

I do not need a sofa. Nor online price comparisons on drone aircraft. Or a site for kids' online games that clickbaits its intended demographic by having its badly-made little games star random cartoon characters. And then there's the online casino advertisements with increasingly bizarre themes.

Seriously, adbot. Stop.

Cirque du Soleil, an Xbox One, and Pandora jewelry. That's nice, but I'm a college student (and by that I mean I have no $)

(Also, I prefer Nintendo and Play Station products, but that's something else entirely)

edited 20th Mar '17 5:25:30 PM by Explosivo25

A PSA about marijuana and breastfeeding...for a sterile troper who doesn't use marijuana. (In adserver's defense, I am in Colorado and that is a Colorado marijuana PSA, so at least there's that)

Also, shoes. NOW WE'RE TALKIN

edited 28th Mar '17 3:36:53 AM by RaspyMink

I'm not into Eastern European women, ad server.

I don't want to learn to dunk adserver

It seems that looking at some of the Danganronpa pages was enough to trigger the Mormon ads again. I think they're trying to tell me something.

Tires? Tires? We don't want no stinkin' tires!

I don't even own a car. Or have any intention of getting one, for that matter.

EDIT: Nevermind the tires, I just got an advertisement that was literally just a picture of some politician-looking guy. No text or name or anything, just the picture. And no, it didn't have an animation. Just....what.

edited 4th Apr '17 1:19:14 PM by ArilouLaLeeLay

And now Donald trump bot is asking if I should vote to build a wall, go away Donald trump I hate you!