What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

A "One Question Site Survey" popup asked me "How likely are you to visit Philadelphia?"

Umm... I live there.

Also, why was a pop-up like that even there?

Adserver thinks I'm French.

Adserver, I have no need for Disney themed baby clothes, unless you're intending me to put them on my cat.

I don't need a Land Rover either.

Why would I want to go to a concert when I am a hermit most of the time?

Getting really sick of ads for cut the rope or whatever that take me to a different site on mobile, buddy!

Seriously cut it out

Protein shakes and flu medicine.

You ok there adserver?

This◊ (NSFW).

Adbot, no need to advertise UV Vodka, even with the "Vote and Win" deal. I don't drink!

Adserver, why do you think I need various types of rehab?

Adbot, I do not need plastic surgery. Thank you.

I don't need a new apartment, adserver.

Ad Bot, I don't need finance courses. I work in finance.

Adserver, I do not have sleep apnea so I do not need a sleep apnea mask.

I also do not need a high volume office printer, and I lack the time and money to go to Disneyworld.

Now it's been trying to sell me chicken, cat goodies, and chicken flavor cat goodies.

And new razor blades.

Adserver, I don't want Netnanny. I want to find more porn, not less.

A toothpaste ad. In German.

Wat.

Cat litter.

Nice try adserver but I'm pretty loyal to the brand I already get.

And I need to be able to afford a car before I can get car insurance so maybe wait with that one til I've saved up a little more money?

No, adbot, I don't wanna join the army.

Adbot, please. I don't even have a car, let alone the attention span needed to drive. I don't need car maintenance.

Adserver, do I even WANT to know why you were trying to sell me prescription medicine for curved penises?

FICO scores (even though my Ramseyisms teacher said those were the spawn of Satan) and heart attack pills.

Adbot, is there a reason why you're advertising heartworm medication when I don't own a dog?

Clearly it's for you.

'Find out a way to remove varicose veins at your home!!'

While flashing me a pic of a leg on a serious steroid session. Why?

edited 9th Jun '16 2:00:11 AM by Jamiester

Adserver, I don't want to see clickbait about nail fungus.

I also do not need a new John Deere lawnmower, and if I decide to continue my education its not going to be through Liberty University's online studies program.