What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Tre - funny thing, because I'm getting adverts for women who want a sugar mummy.

And it's fairly explicit, but in a subtle manner.

Adserver wants me to break up with my birth control.

Not having sex is working out just fine for me, thank you adserver.

Janitorial supplies. What the fuck?

At least those cosplay costumes show that you are, in fact, learning. Not bad, adbot.

edited 16th Jan '15 5:15:52 AM by Explosivo25

I get a lot of ads for MyFonts.com on here.

Given my occasional visits to the site to peruse its free selections (I dabble in graphic design and Photoshop work), it's understandable, but still. Makes me feel bad that I'm not one of the kind of people who would actually benefit from being able to buy fonts.

Adserver, I do not want to purchase a new Subaru.

Note to self: visit the Pyramid Collection website more often.

Adserver, I don't have any money in the stock market and I don't need e-cigs.

Ohei, I just got a Crunchyroll– oh there it is again, while I'm composing this post.

Adserver is learning, methinks.

Get the hell away, McDonald's. It's bad enough that I have to work there, I don't want to be bombarded with those ads all the time.

Also, Share TV? Even if I can watch free anime episodes, I'm not doing it on a site that uses Comic Sans in their ads.

edited 2nd Feb '15 8:27:42 PM by Explosivo25

Ad Bot, I don't want anime figurines.

Ad Bot, I don't want a career in IT. I'm still trying to decide what I should major for in college.

Ad Bot, I am not going to see Fifty Shades of Grey. What kind of person do you take me for?

Yes, adserver, I would love to be able to donate to help shelter animals but I don't have the extra cash for that right now.

I don't need car insurance though, and my digestion is working just fine.

Adverser- Still trying to sell me a new car! I'd love to. I'll call you in a few years, okay?

While we're being (not) sold things, how many of you guys would buy a product called Arrested that makes homicidal incidents disappear when you spray it? To be honest, Happy, I really just want to know!

EDIT- Fords are great, but Adverser would have a higher success rate if it was VW

edited 17th Feb '15 6:15:53 PM by yellowturtle

Now it's trying to sell me deodorant. In Spanish.

And huge rolls of paper.

No, I do not want Fifty Shades of Grey tickets.

Why does the adserver think I need adding machine tape and e-cigs?

I'll take the makeup though.

Adbot wants me to spend my nonexistent tax refunds at Walmart.

The adserver is reminding me of Kohl's semi-annual intimates sale...

No thanks. I'll just stick to boxers.

I don't want to join a dating site, adserver.

And stop trying to sell me K-Y jelly!

Why yes, Ad Bot. I DO want to visit Costa Rica.

No, adserver, I do not want to buy the newest Battlefield game, much less a version that's in German.

Adserver, why do you think I want an Asian bride?

No ads, I don't want to "jazzercise".