I just saw the weirdest Go Vegan commercial. It involves a pig beating a monkey, and then a girl in a video game. Then it cuts to the commercials message to " go vegan". Wut?
Asian singles and AXA insurance. One of those is intriguing and I'm not saying which.
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Adserver, why the hell would I want to make aol.com my homepage?
Edit: And I don't even have a prostate gland, so I don't need to keep it healthy.
edited 5th Apr '14 6:51:29 AM by Ozbourne
Stupid doomed timeline...
Impossible Gender Forge
Toe Fungu-
No.
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Adserver, I do not need a Chinese bride.
Stupid doomed timeline...
hiya, the name's scout.
Adserver... I do not need any condoms.
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How fleeting...
Yay, Fruit Roll-ups!
I, however, don't need help filing my nonexistent tax returns. I don't even have anything resembling income!
I don’t even know anymore.
Something...
Allstate, I don't have a car, and I already have an Antivirus software!
And why do I wanna look at Single Asian Women's profiles?
Just floating around...
hiya, the name's scout.
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hahAHAHA
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Adserver why are you showing me a row of cute kittens? Are you trying to sell me the kittens? They're very cute but what are they advertising?
Stupid doomed timeline...
"Just as planned."
Ad Server, we use PAYE here, so I don't need help with taxes.
edited 12th Apr '14 8:06:53 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
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I don't want to watch footage from Coachella on Youtube and I don't need a Subaru.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Having a good time!
Please, no more Famous Footwear ads.
Blog link
SPACE
Klondike Kandy Bars. They do look delicious, and good thing they didn't make ice cream cones...
hiya, the name's scout.
Actually, I do want a katana...
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64th Successor
I'm a Niners fan, Adserver, please stop trying to sell me Seahawks shit.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
"Just as planned."
Ad Server, I do not need to have a holiday to Panama.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Having a good time!
Show me one more Stella Artois ad, Youtube ad folks. I dare you.
Blog link
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Crocs? Really, adserver? Really?
Stupid doomed timeline...
How fleeting...
No, adbot, I don't want to go to an Islamic finance conference! Nor do I want to buy penny stocks!
I don’t even know anymore.
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Adserver is trying to convert me to Mormonism again.
Stupid doomed timeline...
How fleeting...
Adbot, don't give me ads about learning English! It's my first language, for crying out loud!
I don’t even know anymore.
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Roasted seaweed.
OK, adserver, you win. 
Adserver, while you are correct that I think wigs are a fun way of temporarily altering one's appearance, the ones you are showing me are more suitable for old ladies who want Golden Girls style helmet hair.
Stupid doomed timeline...