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HyperAlbion Taking Back our 40 acres Since: Sep, 2012
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#1076: Jun 17th 2014 at 4:46:29 AM

All in in all seems very light. I don't know if I did a time comparison it would hold up, but it feels a lot less substantial than Einstein vs Hawking. "Astrophysics Black Guy?" The fuck? How is that a line?

edited 17th Jun '14 1:19:29 PM by hyperalbion

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TenebrousGaze Dark Eye from A Shaded Face Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
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#1077: Jun 17th 2014 at 4:59:40 AM

That actually felt kinda weak. "Astrophysics black guy" is also the worst line ever.

Achaemenid HGW XX/7 from Ruschestraße 103, Haus 1 Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
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#1078: Jun 17th 2014 at 7:40:01 AM

Newton was good, Tyson's delivery was nice but the lyrics were awful.

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hyperalbion Taking Back our 40 acres Since: Sep, 2012
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#1079: Jun 17th 2014 at 1:21:59 PM

Its almost comically bad. Like, "Atstrophyscs Black Guy"

Thats like a bit they put on the bulletin board and didndt come up with anything

'Ok guys so we got.. Astrophysics... Black Guy.."

"ASTROPHYSICS BLACK GUY!'

"This man is a genius."

And why is the time overhead so high. I am cognizant of time issue, but for 2-3 minute shorts they take way too long to develop.

In that, if they arent totally shirking, they need to make a more efficient video scale.

All in all with Weird al, Newton , Tyson and Bill Nye this should have been way better.

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SpaceWolf from The Other Rainforest Since: Apr, 2012
#1080: Jun 17th 2014 at 7:24:35 PM

Yeah, Tyson was rather poorly done. Weird Al killed it, though.

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Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#1081: Jun 17th 2014 at 10:38:49 PM

[up]Which is such a shame because they get Tyson's voice to be real close to the RL Tyson.

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Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
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#1082: Jun 18th 2014 at 10:43:01 AM

[up] RL Tyson? RL Stine's brother?

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Aszur A nice butterfly from Pagliacci's Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
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#1083: Jun 18th 2014 at 10:47:00 AM

It was pretty light and fun overall.

I think it was pretty entertaining, even if the ending was not as..."strong"

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#1084: Jun 18th 2014 at 11:01:43 AM

You know, I've come up with a match-up that might just be the worst.

Shrek vs. Wreck-It Ralph

"You better Shrek yourself before you wreck it, Ralph"

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DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
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#1085: Jun 18th 2014 at 11:03:29 AM

That made me laugh a little, but maybe they'd use it?

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TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#1086: Jun 18th 2014 at 11:32:51 AM

I'm still interested in a rap battle interpretation of the Judgement of Paris.

'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MYTHOLOGY! HERA VS ATHENA VS APHRODITE!"

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Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#1087: Jun 18th 2014 at 10:25:56 PM

[up][up][up][up][up] Real Life Tyson.

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#1088: Jun 23rd 2014 at 5:01:19 AM

The newest one will be stuck in my head for generations.

So... anyone thinking about animated ER Bs?

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Aszur A nice butterfly from Pagliacci's Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A nice butterfly
#1089: Jun 23rd 2014 at 11:08:32 AM

I still think Sun tzu vs Patton would be awesome, specially if Patton was played by Epic Lloyd.

Also, I am not sure to think of who won on Poe vs King. King had the strongest, but also the weakest disses (I mean. "Cujo!"? "Fiction addiction"? And the greatest sin. "Po, the Kung Fu Panda!"?)

While Poe was steadier and his delivery (the method and flow upon speaking) was stronger.

Still, just plain ol' enjoyable. And Weird Al appearing there? not surprising at all! I was more surprised by Snoop

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#1090: Jun 24th 2014 at 7:47:43 AM

I'm not too big on the latest battle, Nye could have be written far better and both Tyson and Newton were rather underwhelming.

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DhanaRagnarok Disturbingly mustachioed. from France. COCO-FLIPPIN'-RICO. Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
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#1091: Jun 24th 2014 at 10:06:09 AM

@TParadox: That needs to be a thing. So much.

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Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
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#1092: Jun 30th 2014 at 7:22:22 AM

Here's the new one. Washington had a better first verse, but Wallace had a better second verse.

edited 30th Jun '14 7:22:31 AM by Jinxmenow

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#1093: Jun 30th 2014 at 11:29:47 AM

I have listened to it several times, also on Spotify, and, I don't really like this one. I don't know exactly why, but I don't like this one.

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Durazno Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1094: Jun 30th 2014 at 11:33:31 AM

Given what the two have come to symbolize, "you had slaves" is an incredible burn.

tparadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#1095: Jun 30th 2014 at 11:57:15 AM

Washington wasted an entire verse on his clothes? Pretty weak.

Although in turn, Wallace went to "but slavery" twice.

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Achaemenid HGW XX/7 from Ruschestraße 103, Haus 1 Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
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#1096: Jun 30th 2014 at 3:18:57 PM

Disliked it on principle because it goes with the Gibson version of Wallace.

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Aszur A nice butterfly from Pagliacci's Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A nice butterfly
#1097: Jul 9th 2014 at 10:05:34 AM

Nice Peter also reuses the same joke that was made in the past by Ben Franklin of "I'm money!"

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Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#1098: Jul 14th 2014 at 6:52:18 AM

I'm somewhat underwhelmed here.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1099: Jul 14th 2014 at 6:59:06 AM

I thought it was pretty good. A bit underwhelming for a season finale, especially in comparison to Season 2's, but otherwise good.

edited 14th Jul '14 6:59:20 AM by Anomalocaris20

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DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
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#1100: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:02:40 AM

I agree.

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