The Fastest Man Alive
But dogs are so lazy that foxes can jump over them. Makes you think.
HE IS ALREADY HERE
Gerald Zosewater
I don't think it's always wise to think of literal and idiomatic meanings as being very close semantically.
Ruining everything forever.
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But foxes are cunning and Dogs Are Dumb.
Still in many ways the English language is messed up... in a good way that at times approaches Crazy Awesome.
Proud Canadian
The reason why it'll always be the number one language in the world is that it adapts a bit too well.
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If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Okay Guy
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Well it is spoken by the most people, IIRC.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Okay Guy
Are you sure?
Put me in motion, drink the potion, use the lotion, drain the ocean, cause commotion, fake devotion, entertain a notion, be Nova Scotian
HIP HOP HIPSTER
No. It's either that or Chinese.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
The Final ECW Champion
English arguably the most wide spread spoken language, but as far as number of speakers go, Mandarin is number one and Spanish is number 2, English is only 3.
Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
I see the Awesomeness.
Semantics mother fucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Fight smart, not fair.
Dogs are beloved companions. They catch rats, herd cattle, fight bears, guard your property, and love you.
Foxes, they ruin crops, kill livestock, raid garbage and generally do their hardest to be pests.
Yet bitch is an insult and vixen is an aspiration. Weird.
Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack