Oh a camera....what does it do?
I will seduce you with my sex appeal...then kill you...Helllllloooo! Welcome to GUESS THAT NOUN! The game show that has nothing to do with Mad Libs! I'm Punn Knename and let's go to our contestants!
Soul is ugly.-BZZT!-
SEA MONKIES!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!-Beep!
Ice Berg!
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Ping!
What is a large floating mass of ice, detached from a glacier and carried out to sea called?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Bzzzzt
Greenland.
Soul is ugly.-ding-
Antartica!
Nicole Kidman!
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.-Bzzt!-
A grizzly bear!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!-Waves to camera- Hi, mom!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI. . . Which moon are we talkin' about, here?
edited 30th Mar '11 10:13:17 PM by Diamonnes
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.Big bucks, big bucks, no Whammies aaand stop!
*Whammy appears, sweeping my earnings away*
Can I buy a vowel?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Brains... *bzzt!*
I- I mean, "What is Brains?" *bzzt!*
"What are Brains?" *ding!*
edited 23rd May '11 9:50:21 AM by KarlKadaver
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edited 24th May '11 8:32:41 PM by BigDaddyP
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.Aand we're back again!
"Leftover items still have value!"-raises hand- I'd like to solve the puzzle: "Hammer Space Time Continuum."
edited 24th May '11 8:34:25 AM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.Sorry, that's wrong. You know what that means, everyone?
Audience: NUTCRACKAAAAAAAA
That's right!!!
-hammer slams into above poster's Karl's... private parts-
Share the Male Pain ahoy.
edited 24th May '11 8:35:04 PM by BigDaddyP
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.Audience: "An-Gel-Pass! An-Gel-Pass!"
Karl: "Shut up!"
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.Hmm, this is tricky...
I mean, I am in the lead, but, I would love another shot at the Golden Monkey.
Now using Trivialis handle.-bursts through door onto stage- GAME SHOWS KILLED MY PARENTS
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIAnnouncer: And you all knows what that means, audience!
Audience: BONUS ROUND!!!!
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
We're on the air in 3-2-1!
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"