ITT: We are all in a poorly executed Mega Crossover

So, what now?

-Rapes Rouge-

Oh you! -laughs-

-Walks in-

So... Did the writer have any idea of plotline or are we supposed to improvise?

-Naruto walks in for no discernable reason-

I'm Darth Vader and I wants to conker the worldz and stuff!

-stabs Naruto with TEH EPIK LIGHTSABBR-

-Wanders around for a bit-

What's a Miku Hatsune? ..wait, if this is a crossover.. he might be here! O_O

Oh my god, I gotta get out of here!

-Has a quick duel with a random OC-

(runs through the rain, trying to escape the crossover)

I don't wanna meet anyone from another universe! I already have bad luck with an entire verse, so I don't need any others!

-Edward Cullen walks in-

(The skies above New York City circa 1939 turn red for no discernable reason.)

Hhh...must investigate that after I finish tracking down the Faceless One.

-Stabs Edward-

Out, creature of the night... And overcast day... And small periods in direct sunlight...

-Stephen Fry inexplicably drops from the sky-

-Notices-

Oh look, a little more class for this little fic.

-Naruto comes back as a zombie, uses Hadouken on Pentigan-

Maximilian Thermidor's Unsung shows up then fires his plasma cannon at Wing Gundam Zero, who dodges the shot, causing the stray shot to blow up a building.

-Godzilla starts hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground-

-Cirno flies in and, with nothing better to do, uses Icicle Fall (easy)-

Hayate come in and curb stomp zombie Naruto, cure Naruto of zombie.

-Respawns-

Oh good, the writer decided to implement spawn points.

-Mitch cloaks as he moves in and takes cover. Alright... well, seems to be a bit too much violence going on here. Might as well stay here until the violent period passes.-

_{why they sent me here, anyone's guess... grumble grumble}

*Senses a disturbance in the Force*

What is that? Oh god.

It's...

The Mary Sue.

edited 21st Mar '11 11:48:43 AM by Neo_Crimson

-Mitch uncloaks and backs out of cover. Reloading his assault rifle, he unloads the shotgun shell carried underbarrel and inserts a frag grenade.-

Mitch: Fat lotta help this'll do me against a Mary Sue. All I can hope for is that she scripts herself to die. -racks charging handle, then loads another bullet into his current magazine for 30 rounds plus the chambered round-

-Stephen Fry stands around while generally being [[QI quite interesting]]-