DON'T STONE ME, BRO!
LEAVE MARY MAGDALENE ALONE!!!!
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LATIN, OEDIUPUS REX! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Ironic, huh?
To Object or Not Object?
Look over that man, he has obtained that fruit-colored golem!
edited 24th Mar '11 2:31:15 PM by MrPastry
It's more frustrating waiting for the asskicking than the asskicking itself.
JOSEPH'S COAT OF MANY COLOURS! JOSEPH'S COAT OF MANY COLOURS ALL ACROSS THE SKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
edited 24th Mar '11 11:53:32 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
Dropout w/ bong in hand
Team David vs. Team Goliath
THIS IS THE SKIN OF A SHEPHERD!!!
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
Calendar enthusiast
Screw the commandments, I have gold!
Ukrainian Red Cross
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Suddenly, Makedon!
Ironic, huh?
For all your Philistine giant problems:
Slingshot! Apply directly to the forehead! Slingshot! Apply directly to the forehead!
The filidh that cam frae Skye
AND GOD SAID LET'S BLOW THIS SHIT UP!
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Dropout w/ bong in hand
Samson Facts:
- When Samson jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Samsoned.
- Samson once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
- Some magicians can walk on water, Samson can swim through land.
- Samson can cut through a hot knife with butter.
- Samson counted to infinity - twice.
- Samson won Philistine Idol using only sign language.
- Revelation is defined as the day Samson gets bored with us.
- Samson has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead - it's just scared of him.
Samson whips his hair back and forth he whips his hair back and forth!
Fear me
Who is it that you say I am?!
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edited 28th Mar '11 3:34:14 AM by Chabal2
Bitches dont' know 'bout my begetting.
Cool parable, Jesus.
edited 28th Mar '11 1:21:00 PM by SeanMurrayI
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Children check under the bed for demons. Demons check under the bed for Alexander the Great. Alexander the Great checks under his bed for Elisha and his divine bears.
Ironic, huh?
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
This is bad news...for the PHARAOH.
edited 27th Apr '11 4:34:23 PM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
HIP HOP HIPSTER
So I gave that pharoah a plague. Pharoah's love plauges.
Talking to people frozen in a giant lake is normal, but on Dante it is.
Dante: Not even once
edited 27th Apr '11 6:15:14 PM by LolipodDistortion
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Indecisive pumpkin
A leopard cannot change its spots.
‽‽‽‽ ^These are interrobangs. Love them. Learn them. Use them.
UTINNI!
Jesus made the water 20% more alcoholic in 10 seconds flat.
edited 27th Apr '11 9:05:36 PM by SpaceJawa
It's easy, mmkay?
...I'm on an ass.
edited 27th Apr '11 9:39:57 PM by PDown
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Philistine stole my donkey!
Mache dich, mein Herze, rein...
Yea, and the Lord sayeth "Wouldst thou desire me to giveth thou an immense goblet of 'Be still'?"
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
GREEK MOTHERFORNICATOR! YOU SPEAK IT?
I'll take a flake of manna... AND EAT IT!
Ukrainian Red Cross