At the heart of the world...
Freaking died again. Jesus... Well, at least I'm getting this—The dump?! I just got sniped again!
-keeps mic off the whole time, then quickscopes while humming to the tune of Another One Bites The Dust-
[plays obnoxiously loud hip-hop music through headset]
82123
-contemplates the meaning of life and why I chose this to play over Burnout or TBGL as I get shot, and shot again-
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Tief girl with eartude
*Yells through mic* Hey! Incoming on the middle bridge! Come one guys! Get there!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
-keeps on sniping, still keeping my mic off-
Blatant Hacker 420 has joined the server
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
-casually quickscopes foes while drinking from my cup-
-Uses blatant hacks to noclip to an unreachable location-
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The King Without a Kingdom
-does a dolphin dive then teabags all my opponents-
It's been 3000 years…
Spooky Fugger
Hiding inside a box with a shotgun.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
-spins around very fast and quickly shoots his sniper rifle repeatedly like a 10-year old jacked up on Red Bull-
edited 7th May '15 1:23:28 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Spooky Fugger
Jumps out of the box and shoots at Earl Of Sandvich point blank. Somehow misses every shot.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
jasper (thats my actual name)
-screams various slurs after getting shot-
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
-noscopes Kaizer-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Spooky Fugger
After respawning I equip a big-ass Huntsman Knife and goes after Earl.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
-noscopes Kaizer again-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Spooky Fugger
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
After espawning I equip an AWP and try to counter-snipe Earl.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
*Waltzes into the middle of the battlefield, taking no damage from anyone's shots due to HAAAAAAX, and promptly starts trying to draw a smiley face on the wall with a Minigun*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
jasper (thats my actual name)
-takes sip of Mountain Dew and hides behind crate-
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
Spooky Fugger
Abandons my quest to destroy Earl and hides in a tree.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
-takes out a knife, sees Kaizer and stabs-
edited 7th May '15 2:55:14 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
360NOSCOPED!!! NOSCOPED!!!!
Is this a Jo Jo reference?